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An instant #1 USA Today, Wall Street Journal, and New York Times bestseller! In Wrecking Ball, Book 14 of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series-from #1 international bestselling author Jeff Kinney-an unexpected inheritance gives Greg Heffley's family a chance to make big changes to their house. But they soon find that home improvement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Once the walls come down, all sorts of problems start to crop up. Rotten wood, toxic mold, unwelcome critters, and something even more sinister all make Greg and his family wonder if the renovations are worth the trouble. When the dust finally settles, will the Heffleys be able to stay . . . or will they need to get out of town? And don't miss Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal-the instant #1 bestseller-told from Greg's best friend Rowley's perspective!

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Publié par	ABRAMS BOOKS
Date de parution	05 novembre 2019
Nombre de lectures	1
EAN13	9781683356950
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	8 Mo

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Hard Luck

The Long Haul

Old School

Double Down

The Getaway

The Meltdown

Wrecking Ball

The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book

The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary

The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary: The Next Chapter

Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson s Journal

THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID SERIES

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Rodrick Rules

The Last Straw

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Cabin Fever

The Third Wheel
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MARCH

Sunday

I ve read that in ancient times they used to bury

kings and pharaohs with all their possessions.

Back then I guess they thought you could take

your things WITH you into the afterlife.

Well, if I get buried with all MY junk, I might

really REGRET it later on.
2

Mom s having me do some spring cleaning to get rid

of things I don t NEED . Well, that seemed like a

good idea until I realized just how much stuff I ve

actually GOT .

I spent the whole morning going through my

closet, and it s crazy how much was packed in there.

And it s not like it was ORGANIZED or anything.

I ve basically been throwing things in my closet since

we first moved in.
3

Digging through my closet was like going through

my CHILDHOOD . And the farther back I

went, the further back in TIME it took me.

The stuff near the front of the closet was all

junk I tossed in there over the past year, like

homework assignments and comic books. But after

I got those things out of the way, I started

finding stuff I FORGOT about.

I found a model rocket I got for my tenth

birthday and a costume I wore for Halloween a

few years ago. And there was a bunch of other

things I didn t even know I still had.
4

When I dug a little DEEPER, I found something

I thought I d lost YEARS ago. It was a binder

full of stickers I collected in the third grade.

I used to be OBSESSED with stickers, especially

the scratch-and-sniff kind. I collected all the

GOOD smells, like bubble gum and cotton candy

and that sort of thing, but I had all the really

GROSS ones, too.

So when a kid on my street wanted to know what

giraffe poop or rotten meat loaf smelled like,

they d come to ME .
5

One of these days I m gonna write my

AUTOBIOGRAPH Y , and it s gonna include

scratch-and-sniff stickers to mark all the

different moments in my life.
6

I kept digging through my closet and found stuff

from KINDERGARTEN , like a fish I made by

tracing my hand on a piece of construction paper.

I used to LOVE doing arts and crafts back

then. And if anyone ever tried to BULLY me

about it, they d get a face full of glitter.
7

Another project I found in my closet was a gift

I made for my mom in preschool but never gave

her. It was a paper flower with a picture of my

face in the middle, glued to a popsicle stick.

When I made the thing, I put it in a little clay

pot filled with dirt. But I tripped on the front

step when I got home from school that day, and

that s why I never gave it to her.
8

I was GLAD when I finally reached the back

of my closet, but to be honest, I was a little

DISAPPOINTED , too.

When I was younger I read this book about

these kids who could visit a whole different

WORLD by going through their closet, and I

always wondered if I might be able to do the

same thing with MINE .

But I thought that whoever lived on the other

side might not be too happy with me for tossing

all my JUNK in there over the years.
9

When I told Mom I was done emptying my closet

today, she said I needed to put everything into

three piles: one to keep, one to donate, and

one to throw away. But I figured if I had to

let go of any of my junk, I might as well make

some MONEY off of it. So I decided to have a

YARD SALE .

Mom thought that was a GREAT idea. So she

gave me a magazine that had all sorts of tips for

how to do it RIGHT .
10

All the ideas in the magazine were corny and

old-fashioned, though. There was one section on

how to create a sign to get people to come to

your yard sale, and all the examples they showed

were really BORING .

I knew that if I wanted people to actually show

up at my yard sale, I needed to do something a

little more EYE-CATCHING . So I whipped up a

sign I knew would do the trick.
11

I made a few copies of my sign and headed out

to post them around the neighborhood. But Mom

stopped me before I got out the front door.
12

Mom made me make signs that were more like the

ones in the magazine, and after I was finished,

I stapled them to some telephone poles on our

street. Then I hauled everything down from my

bedroom and started setting it all out on some

plastic tables.

Each table had its own category, like clothes

and books and that kind of thing. But some

stuff wasn t easy to categorize, so I had to get

creative.

I had a bunch of gifts from my grandparents and

older relatives that I ve never even TOUCHED ,

so I put all those things together on one table.
I also had a bunch of birthday cards that were still

in pretty good shape. So I used some white-out

to cover my name and set them out on their own

table.

I put all my broken toys on another table and

hoped some little kids who couldn t READ would

come to the yard sale.
14

I stuffed all my random items, like marbles and

a few pencil stubs, into some tube socks and

thumbtacked them to a table.

I also created a table full of things for people

who had money to burn.
15

I put all my old arts-and-crafts projects on

their own table, just in case some kids needed a

gift for their parents but didn t want to put in

the TIME .

While I was finishing up, Mom came outside to

check out my yard sale, and she seemed pretty

IMPRESSED . But she said I should hold on to

the things I made myself, since that stuff is

really SPECIAL .

I told Mom that if she wanted something, she

could always buy it HERSELF . So she offered

me three dollars for that paper flower I made

for her in preschool.
16

Mom seemed pretty eager to have that thing, and

I could tell it was worth more than three bucks

to her. So I told Mom it was all hers for TEN .

I guess I pushed my luck, though, because she

went back inside without buying ANYTHING .

While I waited for customers to show up, I

started getting a little NERVOUS . I realized

all my stuff was just lying out in the open, and I

had no way to stop people from STEALING it.

So I called my best friend, Rowley Jefferson,

and asked him to come down and be my Theft

Prevention Officer.
17

But Rowley said he was supposed to do something

with his dad this afternoon, so he couldn t help

me with the yard sale.

I told him I d promote him to Theft Prevention

MANAGER , and he d even get to wear a BADGE.

Luckily, that did the trick.

As soon as Rowley got to my house, he started

asking about that BADGE . All I could find was

my old firefighter costume, but that seemed to

make him feel important.
18

Rowley asked what he was supposed to DO as the

Theft Prevention Manager, and I said mostly he

needed to walk around and crack his knuckles to

make sure nobody got any funny ideas.

But Rowley wasn t paying any attention to my

instructions, because he was distracted by a table

that had a bunch of birthday gifts he d gotten

me over the years.

I m pretty sure Rowley s MOM picks out my

presents, since they re always things that

help you LEARN . And they re all still in mint

condition, because I haven t actually OPENED any

of them.
19

I don t know what made Rowley madder, the fact

that I was SELLING this stuff or the sign I

put on the table.

Rowley said I couldn t sell those things because

they were GIFTS . I told him they were MINE ,

so I could do whatever I WANTED with them.

And then we got into a big tug-of-war over the

Magnet Fun set.
20

That s when our first customers started to

arrive. I told Rowley we could argue about this

LATER , but for NOW we needed to act like

PROFESSIONALS .

At first just a few people showed up, but

after a while a lot MORE came. And when they

started checking out my stuff, I went into sales

mode.

One lady seemed interested in a collector s coin

I got from my uncle, but she complained that

it was DENTED . So I

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