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Boys don't keep diaries-or do they?The launch of an exciting and innovatively illustrated new series narrated by an unforgettable kid every family can relate toIt's a new school year, and Greg Heffley finds himself thrust into middle school, where undersized weaklings share the hallways with kids who are taller, meaner, and already shaving. The hazards of growing up before you're ready are uniquely revealed through words and drawings as Greg records them in his diary. In book one of this debut series, Greg is happy to have Rowley, his sidekick, along for the ride. But when Rowley's star starts to rise, Greg tries to use his best friend's newfound popularity to his own advantage, kicking off a chain of events that will test their friendship in hilarious fashion. Author/illustrator Jeff Kinney recalls the growing pains of school life and introduces a new kind of hero who epitomizes the challenges of being a kid. As Greg says in his diary, "Just don't expect me to be all 'Dear Diary' this and 'Dear Diary' that.? Luckily for us, what Greg Heffley says he won't do and what he actually does are two very different things. Since its launch in May 2004 on Funbrain.com, the Web version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid has been viewed by 20 million unique online readers. This year, it is averaging 70,000 readers a day. F&P level: T

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Publié par	ABRAMS BOOKS
Date de parution	30 octobre 2012
Nombre de lectures	5
EAN13	9781613122433
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	6 Mo

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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEY
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel
The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary
GREG HEFFLEY S JOURNAL
by Jeff Kinney
AMULET BOOKS New York
PUBLISHER S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data:
Kinney, Jeff. Diary of a Wimpy kid / Jeff Kinney. p. cm.
Summary: Greg records his experiences in a middle school where he and his best friend, Rowley, undersized weaklings amid boys who need to shave twice daily, hope just to survive, but when Rowley grows more popular Greg must take drastic measures to save their friendship.
ISBN 978-0-8109-9313-6 (paper over board)
[1. Middle schools-Fiction. 2. Friendship-Fiction. 3. Schools-Fiction. 4. Diaries-Fiction. 5. Humorous stories.] I. Title.
PZ7.K6232Dia 2007 [Fic]-dc22 2006031847
Wimpy Kid text and illustrations copyright 2007 Wimpy Kid, Inc. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID , WIMPY KID , and the Greg Heffley design are trademarks of Wimpy Kid, Inc. All rights reserved.
Book design by Jeff Kinney Cover design by Chad W. Beckerman and Jeff Kinney
Published in 2007 by Amulet Books, an imprint of ABRAMS.
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TO MOM, DAD, RE, SCOT T, AND PATRICK

SEPTEMBER
Tuesday First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn Õ t say ÒdiaryÓ on it.
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.
The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM Õ s idea, not mine.
But if she thinks I Õ m going to write down my ÒfeelingsÓ in here or whatever, she Õ s crazy. So just don Õ t expect me to be all ÒDear DiaryÓ this and ÒDear DiaryÓ that.
The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I Õ m rich and famous, I ll have better things to do than answer people s stupid questions all day long. So this book is gonna come in handy.
Like I said, I ll be famous one day, but for now I m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
2
Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven Õ t hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day.
And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school.
If it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height, not age. But then again, I guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade.
3
Today is the first day of school, and right now we Õ re just waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart. So I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time.
By the way, let me give you some good advice. On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is sayingÑ
So in this class, I got stuck with Chris Hosey in front of me and Lionel James in back of me.
4
Jason Brill came in late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that from happening at the last second.
Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as I step in the room. But I guess if I do that, it just proves I didn Õ t learn anything from last year.
5
Man, I don Õ t know WHAT is up with girls these days. It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school. The deal was, if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls.
And in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy.
Nowadays, it Õ s a whole lot more complicated. Now it Õ s about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butt or whatever. And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened.
The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson. The thing that really stinks is that I have ALWAYS been into girls, but kids like Bryce have only come around in the last couple of years.
6
I remember how Bryce used to act back in elementary school.
But of course now I don Õ t get any credit for sticking with the girls all this time.
Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots.
The best I can figure is that I Õ m somewhere around 52nd or 53rd most popular this year. But the good news is that I Õ m about to move up one spot because Charlie Davies is above me, and he Õ s getting his braces next week.
7
I try to explain all this popularity stuff to my friend Rowley (who is probably hovering right around the 150 mark, by the way), but I think it just goes in one ear and out the other with him.
Wednesday Today we had Phys Ed, so the first thing I did when I got outside was sneak off to the basketball court to see if the Cheese was still there. And sure enough, it was.
8
That piece of Cheese has been sitting on the blacktop since last spring. I guess it must Õ ve dropped out of someone Õ s sandwich or something. After a couple of days, the Cheese started getting all moldy and nasty. Nobody would play basketball on the court where the Cheese was, even though that was the only court that had a hoop with a net.
Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that Õ s what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It Õ s basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you Õ re stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else.
The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.
9
But it Õ s not that easy remembering to keep your fingers crossed every moment of the day. I ended up taping mine together so they Õ d stay crossed all the time. I got a D in handwriting, but it was totally worth it.
This one kid named Abe Hall got the Cheese Touch in April, and nobody would even come near him for the rest of the year. This summer Abe moved away to California and took the Cheese Touch with him.
I just hope someone doesn Õ t start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don Õ t need that kind of stress in my life anymore.
Thursday I Õ m having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.
My summer did not exactly get off to a great start, thanks to my older brother Rodrick.
10
A couple of days into summer vacation, Rodrick woke me up in the middle of the night. He told me I slept through the whole summer, but that luckily I woke up just in time for the first day of school.
You might think I was pretty dumb for falling for that one, but Rodrick was dressed up in his school clothes and he set my alarm clock ahead to make it look like it was the morning. Plus, he closed my curtains so I couldn Õ t see that it was still dark out.
After Rodrick woke me up, I just got dressed and went downstairs to make myself some breakfast, like I do every morning on a school day.
11
But I guess I must have made a pretty big racket because the next thing I knew, Dad was downstairs, yelling at me for eating Cheerios at 3:00 in the morning.
It took me a minute to figure out what the heck was going on.
After I did, I told Dad that Rodrick had played a trick on me, and HE was the one that should be getting yelled at.
Dad walked down to the basement to chew Rodrick out, and I tagged along. I couldn Õ t wait to see Rodrick get what was coming to him.
12
But Rodrick covered up his tracks pretty good. And to this day, I Õ m sure Dad thinks I Õ ve got a screw loose or something.
Friday Today at school we got assigned to reading groups.
They don Õ t come right out and tell you if you Õ re in the Gifted group or the Easy group, but you can figure it out right away by looking at the cover of the books they hand out.
13
I was pretty disappointed to find out I got put in the Gifted group, because that just means a lot of extra work.
When they did the screening at the end of last year, I did my best to make sure I got put in the Easy group this year.
Mom is real tight with our principal, so I ll bet she stepped in and made sure I got put in the Gifted group again.
Mom is always saying I Õ m a smart kid, but that I just don Õ t ÒapplyÓ myself.
14
But if there s one thing I learned from Rodrick, it s to set people s expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
15
Actually, I Õ m kind of glad my plan to get put in the Easy group didn t work.
I saw a couple of the ÒBink Says BooÓ kids holding their books upside down, and I don t think they were joking.
Saturday Well, the first week of school is finally over, so today I slept in.
Most kids wake up early on Saturday to watch cartoons or whatever