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Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it's cracked up to be? Greg suddenly finds himself dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older-all without his best friend, Rowley, at his side. Can Greg make it through on his own? Or will he have to face the "ugly truth"?

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Publié par	ABRAMS BOOKS
Date de parution	30 octobre 2012
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781613122488
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	7 Mo

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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEY
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel
The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary
by Jeff Kinney
PUBLISHER S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Cataloging-in-Publication Data has been applied for and may be obtained from the Library of Congress.
ISBN 978-0-8109-8491-2
Wimpy Kid text and illustrations copyright 2010 Wimpy Kid, Inc. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID , WIMPY KID , and the Greg Heffley design are trademarks of Wimpy Kid, Inc. All rights reserved.
Book design by Jeff Kinney Cover design by Chad W. Beckerman and Jeff Kinney
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SEPTEMBER
Thursday ItÕs been almost two and a half weeks since me and my ex-best friend, Rowley Jefferson, had our big fight. To be honest with you, I thought he wouldÕve come crawling back to me by now, but for some reason, that hasnÕt happened.
IÕm actually starting to get a little concerned, because school starts back up in a few days, and if weÕre gonna get this friendship back on track, something needs to happen quick. If me and Rowley really ARE through, that would stink, because the two of us had a pretty good thing going.
Now that our friendship is history, IÕm in the market for a new best friend. The problem is, I invested all my time in Rowley, and I donÕt have anyone lined up to take his place.
The two best options I have at this point are Christopher Brownfield and Tyson Sanders. But each of those guys has his own issues.
I hung out with Christopher for the last few weeks of the summer, mostly because heÕs a really excellent mosquito magnet. But Christopher is more of a summertime friend than a school-year friend.
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Tyson is nice enough, and we like the same video games. But he pulls his pants all the way down when he uses the urinal, and I donÕt know if I can ever get past that.
The only other kid my age whoÕs not paired up with someone is Fregley, but I ruled him out as best friend material a long time ago.
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Anyway, IÕm still keeping the door open a crack for Rowley, just in case. But if he wants to save this friendship, heÕd better do something fast.
Because the way things stand, heÕs not gonna come out looking very good in my autobiography.
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With my luck, though, I Õ ll go on to be rich and famous and Rowley will STILL find a way to ride my coattails.
Saturday The reason I donÕt see things changing between me and Rowley is because heÕs already found himself a replacement friend. Or to be more accurate, his PARENTS did.
For the past few weeks RowleyÕs been hanging out with this teenager named Brian.
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Whenever I go by RowleyÕs house, heÕs out in his front yard throwing a football or a Frisbee with a guy who looks like heÕs in high school or college.
Well, I did some poking around and found out that this Brian guy isnÕt just some normal kid from the neighborhood. HeÕs part of a company called ÒCool Brian,Ó which is sort of like a big- brother-for-hire kind of thing.
In fact, IÕd be willing to bet money this guyÕs name isnÕt even really Brian.
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Mom said she thinks the Cool Brian thing is a great idea because it gives kids a Òrole modelÓ they can look up to. That makes me kind of mad because, the way I see it, I Õ M RowleyÕs role model.
And now RowleyÕs parents are paying some guy to do what IÕve been doing all these years for FREE .
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The thing that really burns me is that Rowley probably doesnÕt even know his parents are paying this guy to spend time with him. And I donÕt think it would bother Rowley if he DID know the truth.
Today I saw Rowley hanging out with a different Cool Brian, so RowleyÕs regular guy mustÕve had the day off. But I could tell Rowley didnÕt even notice.
Tuesday Today was the first day of school. I donÕt want to jinx things, but itÕs looking like this could be a great year for me.
8
In homeroom we got our textbooks for the semester. My school canÕt afford to get new books every year, so we usually get hand-me-downs.
But when you get a book that ten kids had before you, it makes it kind of hard to do any actual learning.
Usually, I have really bad luck when it comes to previous book owners. Last year I got a math book that had belonged to Bryan Goot.
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And that didnÕt exactly up my ÒcoolÓ factor in the hallways.
But this year I totally lucked out. When I got my math book, I found out it used to belong to Jordan Jury. Jordan Jury is the most popular kid in the grade above me, so carrying his textbook around should translate into some MAJOR popularity points.
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One reason Jordan is so popular is because he always has these big blowout parties, and itÕs really hard to get invited. But I figure this Algebra book could be just the thing I need to get on his radar.
Speaking of popular kids, I sat near Bryce Anderson and his group of friends at lunch today. Bryce is basically the Jordan Jury of my grade, and heÕs got a bunch of cronies who are always going along with everything he says.
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And those guys are loyal to Bryce no matter how dumb he makes them look.
See, Bryce Anderson has the right idea. He doesnÕt actually NEED a best friend, because heÕs got a bunch of lackeys who basically worship him. The reason me and Rowley didnÕt make it is because we were equal partners in our friendship, and I donÕt think that kind of model has a chance of working out.
Friday At school today I heard Rowley tell some kid he was going to a rock concert tonight. I admit I was a little jealous, since IÕve never been to a real concert myself. But when I found out who was performing, I was glad I wasnÕt invited.
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Still, it kind of irks me that Rowley is having more fun than I am. In fact, it seems like EVERYONE is having more fun than me these days.
There are some kids in my grade who post their pictures online.
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And from the looks of things, theyÕre all having a WAY better time than I am.
I donÕt want people thinking MY life is lame, so I decided to take some pictures to show how great things are going for me.
All you really need is a digital camera and a photo-editing program and you can make it look like youÕre having a total blast.
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Tonight I was right in the middle of creating a wild New YearÕs Eve party scene when I got busted by Mom.
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Oh well. Mom wonÕt let me post photos on the computer anyway, because of ÒprivacyÓ and all that. Or maybe itÕs because she learned her lesson after letting my older brother, Rodrick, post HIS pictures.
RodrickÕs been trying to get a job so he can buy a new drum set, but nobody will hire him. Mom told him that nowadays employers look up the people theyÕre thinking of hiring and that his pictures are probably hurting his chances.
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So Rodrick replaced his band pictures with this oneÑ
Wednesday This year everyone in my grade has to take Advanced Health, which covers some top-secret stuff that I guess they didnÕt think we were ready for until now.
In the first few classes, the boys and girls were mixed together, but today Nurse Powell said she was gonna split us up. She sent the girls down to Mrs. GordonÕs room and then she put in a video for us boys to watch.
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From what I could tell, the video was at least thirty years old, so IÕm sure Dad watched the same exact tape when he was my age.
IÕm not gonna describe everything that they showed in the video, because it was actually pretty disgusting. If you ask me, some of that stuff doesnÕt really belong in a classroom.
Rowley didnÕt even make it through the whole video. He passed out at the two-minute mark when they said the word Òperspiration.Ó
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To be honest with you, I donÕt know if RowleyÕs ready for this stuff. HeÕs basically like a little kid. He told me once that he avoids the older kids at school because heÕs afraid heÕs gonna Òcatch puberty.Ó
In fact, now that I think about it, I havenÕt seen Cool Brian for a while. So I wonder if RowleyÕs avoiding him, too, because he thinks heÕs contagious.
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The same kind of thing happened in last yearÕs Health class when they did a smoking unit. The teacher said that you never know whoÕs going to offer you a cigarette, and that it could even be your best friend.
Well, after Rowley heard THAT , he wouldnÕt even walk on the same side of the street as me for a solid MONTH .
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Believe me, I donÕt need some teacher to tell ME itÕs not cool to smoke. My grandfather convinced me of that last year on Thanksgiving.
Anyway, I think RowleyÕs just one of those kids who are always gonna be a few years behind everyone else maturity-wise. Rowley doesnÕt even know how to tie his shoes yet, because heÕs the kind of person who has Velcro everything.
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Last year RowleyÕs mom bought him sneakers with laces, and I canÕt even tell you how many times I had to bail him out.
I guess it probably shouldÕve been a warning sign that my best friend was impressed that I knew how to tie my ow