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IT Technology gets taken to task. Why you ASCII? Because it's time you held up a mental mirror and had a close look at the moral, immoral, and mortal side effects of IT.

Programmed in PoetryPlusPlus you'll learn the DIRTY INDUSTRY SECRETS that the major stakeholders don't want you to know. Oh sure, I might just mysteriously get 'deleted' or 'erased' but I'll just CTL-ALT-DEL my newly necessitated life support system (my PC (for Portable Computer not Politically Correct which I can assure you this book is in no way that)).

Plus just like a free feature you never asked for you'll learn to obey laughing at the screen (in non-selfie mode of course) making you just a little bit better than the AI that lead you to this line. What an interfacing good time you'll have.

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Human-Computer Interaction

Computers

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Publié par	eBookIt.com
Date de parution	18 février 2021
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781987896688
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	3 Mo

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This is a work of fiction. The events and characters described herein are imaginary and are not intended to refer to specific places or living persons. The opinions expressed in this manuscript are solely the opinions of the author and do not represent the opinions or thoughts of the publisher. The author has represented and warranted full ownership and/or legal right to publish all the materials in this book.

The Computer Part e -
RickthePoetWarrior

All Rights Reserved.

Copyright © 2021 Richard A. Green
Version 4.0

ISBN: 978-1-987896-68-8

This book may not be reproduced, transmitted, or stored in whole or in part by any means, including graphic, electronic, or mechanical without the express written consent of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

Peace be with you.
Warning : Contains what dickheads consider offensive language. May contain the statement “burn their huts and poison their waterholes.” Use only as directed.

Dickheads – Here is your required bullshit:

The corporations identified by ® © own the names, rights, licenses, et cetera ad infinitum .

Users – Here is your required warning:

Avoid using all Microsoft ® , Apple ® , and Google ® product offerings. There is free and user supported software that is better and these entities represent the type of elitist greed that is seen as an honorable enterprise – but not by me. Switch to products like Linux, or at least Firefox, OpenOffice, and Duckduckgo and stop spending your life reading ads and opening up your personal profile to malicious intent.

Also get yourself a VPN – Virtual Private Network. They are free/inexpensive and guard you from the insidious creeps like Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and the whole elitist greed cartel. Remember, each dollar you put in their pockets creates more inequality resulting in suffering for peoples worldwide.

Above all remember: It's just a machine!
Introduction To Serialsly Serial Poetry

I organize some topics into books treated as serial editions to be updated as warranted by new works. This title is one of these. Here is a list of the titles in that format: Title Subject Aural Gynecology For The Layman Women Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed Canada Society Cedric The Redneck Rights Pomes Rightwing Culture Cry.Baby BC Social The Computer Part e- Computers Extra Terrorestrial Beings Personalities Giving Myself ‘A’ Reason To Go On Homelessness How To Weaponize Your Seniors Seniors It Came From Jackson’s Point Ontario Society Middle Class Outing Middle Class Some Terrorible Company To Keep Corporations Sterrorilization Stereotyping Terrorforming Your Environment Environment Tyrann(y)asaurus (w)Rex World Society U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow USA Societ Victoria By Deceit Of The Pants Victoria Society

; Programmer’s Comments
;
; You may notice my style
; Of including the (2 nd ) voice
; And a ((3 rd )) and <<<4 th >>>
; There’s the poem talking
; Then there's (me)
; And there's (("The Editor")) (He's an ass)
; And the <<<robo_people>>> (They are also asses)
;
; So you get four voices in one poem
; All for a low price
; That's double plus gooed
; O’well
; (Get it?)
;
; (( Ed.'s Note: The pun is the word low
; Rick has real issues (and eee-missions :)))
;
; <<< the_editor’s_actions_double_plus_good* >>>
;
; ((*Ed.’s Note: I move to strike that next sentence))
;
; <<<*seconded_passed_execute>>>
;
; (*Fuck, he was 36 years too early!)
;
; *George Orwell, 1984, Newspeak

I think computer viruses should count as life

I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive – We've created life in our own image

~Stephen Hawking
Dedication

To all the lonely programmers out there who thought they would start the world on fire.

If only they hadn't caught that code.
Declaration

I spent many a night making the world a better place through creative programming.

Then I took up poetry so my life would have meaning.
Table of Contents

Introduction To Serialsly Serial Poetry
; Programmer’s Comments
Dedication
Declaration
Rictionary for Young Punks
Rictionary for Old Farts
It Only Gets Better For Point Zero!
Exercising Your Rights
YouTube® A-C-Count-Ability
Modern ITioms
BASICally WYSIWYG
Free Will E-
If That Fly Code Talk
WIPING UP Blog AFTER Blog AFTER ...
The Enemy Has Taken The Initiative
Adventures Of Twadmore NerdX - Microsoft® C.E.
Life In The Computer Age
U-R-L Master-Batchers
Art In Formation
Whom's On First Again
Selfies
I Overheard The Smartest Girl Say
Pictures
Pictures Of You Tu ...be
Picked Up
Selfie Explained
Someone’s At The Door
Future Problems Now Number 2
Modern Distextia
Shorthand Shakespeare
See Sea Colon
Voice To Text
Grate Expectextations
Anxious & Texting
Text Wars
My First Self ie
More Brains, We Need More Brains
5G – 5G
Backing Up
E-gonaut
The Got-It-Togethers
Belittlin’ Diddler’s Remorse
Shout It – Shout It Out Loud
Third Floor Ladies Undergarments
Eye Can't See Dear Trees
Just Like Me
Let Us Tell You. What’s Next? Let Us Tell You.
Time To Unravel More Bullshit
A Bileography
A Ton Of Nothing 4U
1 Forty And Rest Texter
The Internet – It's More Than Just Ashtrays
You Tuble Is Ready
Not A Flower Among Them
Smell The Tips Of Your Fingers
WeB The News Re: Write
Who Is Anonymous/Unlabeled
Twitter® Twatter
My I Sight’s Failing
You Wouldn't Though
Now And Then
Easy Over Does It
Still Waiting By My Phone
Work Daze On Weak Ends
Do I Have To Draw Ewe A Pitcher?
Licensed To Kill
A Poem In Itself
Not Found, Not Around, Not A Sound
YouTube® SpewTube
More False News
Enticing Isn’t IT?
Yestered Day
May I Open The Door For You – Bzz-Click
Well Isn’t That Just
Coded Message To Follow
It’s Nature’s Ways I-Seize
Block Chainge
Eye Tolled U. Sew
Bite Coin
Bit By Bit
To Coin A Phraze
A Dash Of Hope
Look! No Body Either
The Goal E- Stick
INTERNET COWARDICE
MistDirection
Know Moire Warnings Please
Pared Thoughts
Autonomous Ewe
Thumbs Up – Thumbs Down
E-Vile Is Real
Technology
Rope-A-Dope Do
Bugs In The Program
At The Net
Poor Internet Reader
Shoe Fitting
Pervasion
Big Wheel Keeps On
Commit Meant
The Modern Relationship
Jump Aboard
Moonlight
Oh Fluffy! What Happened?
Pink Isn’t Flesh Anymore
A_I O_No
Still He Drones On
Echo The Muse 2025
Hottest Selling DIY Titles 2025
Baby Go By Buy
3D – 4D – 4G – Oh Me
Bye Bye Block Heads
Mandela Effect1 Googled
How To Best Alexa® At Parenting
Build Your Own Robot
At The Checkout - 2030
Your Internet Neighbors
Ego Boost Air
Auto-Mastic
Directionless
Tim Cook Promotes Love Everywhere Everyone
Mined Your Business
Zucker. On My Berg Baby
Hear’s A Problem
Where Does IT Fit In?
Internept Explorer
Doomscroller
Bloody Thing
Is It Evil?
Nirvana
sCentsing The Internet
The Value Of Humans
It Won't Stop Until We Do
Positive Attitude
The Moo-seum Curator
Bull E!
It's Time To Put This To Bed
Hopeful Future For Humanity
STOP – SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT FOLLOWS
Self-Scentsored
THE FUTURE IS NOW!
I Love My New Sex Robot
Mouth Back
I Love My New Sex Robot 2
I Love The Look On Her Robot Female Sex Head Face
There She Blows Matey
More Honest Talk About “Just the head please”
On Robot Female Sex Heads
It Sucks To Be You
Beyond Robot Female Sex Head
To The Point
Yes It’s True
New: Robot Female Sex Head
Who Doesn’t Like Getting Head
Look Me In The Eyes Robot Female Sex Head
Robot Female Sex Head Glom
Please Have Compassion For Me
Fairness
Love Again?
Robot Female Sex Head Sonnet 23
Robot Female Sex Head Sad Future
Oh My God She’s Back
Thanks

Rictionary for Young Punks

Punks! <Please> <pay attention> I put the really hard for you to understand stuff between hyperlink marks just like this <ironic remark> < ... and Thank You>

AI – A-one, <top-notch>, the best

Ad-server – also known as ad-revenue-robots these voracious programs attack your every-Internet-click with the intent of matching your interests so you get a little <dopamine> rush

Bilge Gates – Bilge is offal which is what you get when you install a Microsoft ® product on your computer (and my alias for Bill Gates)

bi-'rd – binary word or bi-word, ancient <1970> computer program term for a data structure containing only eight bits or half of a 'word' when word represented sixteen bits

Book Bomb – sorry kids, it just means I'm recycling a poem from one of my other books

Cox Zucker – a cox is a boat captain. I use Cox Zucker as a nickname for Mark Zuckerberg cuz I don't Like him

diddler – old slang term for child molester

DIY – Do It Yourself
fie – disgust or disapproval

Internept Explorer – a combination of Internet and inept. Used to describe Microsoft's bloated lethargic browser offerings made popular by coercion and free giveaways

peek,poke – <1960> programming terms for memory management, you look (peek) and then place (poke) bits of memory

plain(text) – <1960> programming term for an alpha-numeric only variable

Tim Cluck – Tim Cook of Apple ® - the other guy's dead and now this guy won't shut up about how he's going to save the world

WindOws – a bloated lethargic operating system made popular by coercion and manipulation of the public through giveaways
Rictionary for Old Farts

Attention Old Farts! I added this section to reinforce your feeling of helplessness

AI – Artificial Intelligence

algorithm – line(s) of computer code with the ability to do only as much as the (stupid)Programmer who generated it

BASIC – Beginners All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code - a computer programming language