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Andrews UK - Chris Middlehurst

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Meat trucks on fire and chiennes fatales. Sadistic toddlers and murderous bouncers. Television pirates and toilet wall haikus. Sarcastic sofa sellers and perverted policemen. In one word: England. Join Ezra the dog on a unique journey into the heart of an immense weirdness. A violent, hallucinatory and sometimes enlightening vision of the world seen through the eyes of a very strange canine mind, There's a Good Dog... is the ultimate flipside of twee, family-friendly picnic adventures. Like a plate of frozen spaghetti or a road trip with a rabid grizzly bear, this experience will leave you shaking, spitting and howling by the end of it: unlike frozen spaghetti or a road trip with a rabid grizzly bear, you might actually end up enjoying it.Are you sitting uncomfortably? Then I'll begin...

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Publié par	Andrews UK
Date de parution	22 juin 2017
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781785387142
Langue	English

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Tîe Page                         î Pubîser ïnormaîon                  îî

Caper One                       1 Caper Two                       5 Caper hree                      11 Caper Four                      15 Caper Fîve                       28 ïnermîssîon                       35 Caper Sîx                       37 Caper Seven                      44 Caper Eîg                      51

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here’s a Good Dog... Fîrs pubîsed în 2017 by AG Books wwwagbookscouk Dîgîa edîîon convered and dîsrîbued by Andrews UK Limited wwwandrewsukcom © Copyrîg 2017 Crîs Mîddeurs he rîg o Crîs Mîddeurs o be îdenîIed as e auor o îs work as been assered în accordance wî e Copyrîg, Desîgns and Paens Ac 1998

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CHapter One

“Go on, son! Fec e ba! Go on, son! Fec! Fec!” Ge î yourse, you azy basard Wy do ï ave o do a e runnîng? “Go on, Ezra! Go on, son! Go on!” Ug he paîn ï don’ remember runnîng muc You mîg say ï’m more o a sreewîse kînd o îng A junkyard anîma, peraps houg ï’ve never been o a junkyard and ï ave no înenîon wasoever o requenîng one Bu you woudn’ cac me runnîng în Ieds o green or any crap îke a, you know For a sar, ï ae runnîng You mîg ave guessed a by now ï’s bad or me, you see Jus îke exercîse, cas and ceap ood Gîves me an aergîc reacîon and ï ge an awu paîn în e sîde o my somac and î ony goes away wen ï sop, you see Some peope ca î a sîc: ï ca î a uckîng caesarean bîr “ha’s î, you sîy îng Try and od em a în your mou, wy don’ you?” Does e reay înk ï’m a supîd? Can’ e see ï’m ryîng o see ow many bas ï can I îno my mou? He ooks a me îke ï’m subuman Rîg, a’s î Tîme o sow îm wo’s e ead onco în îs dîry payground How many îmes mus ï remînd îm? Does e înk ï enjoy doîng îs? ï sare back îno îs eyes and e ou e bîgges urd a ï can manage ï oug my anus was goîng o snap îno wo aves îke a knîe sîcîng a meon and a gîan and peeîng e wo pîeces apar sowy, careuy, waîîng or e sound o e ccccrrrrrrrrrrr as e pîeces sowy a o e sîde o e coppîng board Snap! he sor sarp crack o e wîsbone o an overcooked seasona urkey My knees sake wî

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