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The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.Knock, KnockWho's there?BooBoo who?No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection!This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.

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Publié par	Harvest House Publishers, Inc.
Date de parution	01 février 2012
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9780736948371
Langue	English

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HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS
EUGENE, OREGON
Cover by Dugan Design Group, Bloomington, Minnesota
SIDE-SPLITTING KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS
Copyright 2012 by Bob Phillips
Published by Harvest House Publishers
Eugene, Oregon 97402
www.harvesthousepublishers.com
ISBN 978-0-7369-4836-4 (pbk.)
ISBN 978-0-7369-4837-1 (eBook)
All rights reserved . No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means-electronic, mechanical, digital, photocopy, recording, or any other-except for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher.
Printed in the United States of America
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CONTENTS
1. Don t Kick the Door In!
2. You ve Got the Wrong House!
3. Try Using a Key!
4. I m All Knocked Out!
5. Who s Thumping on My Door?
6. I ll Knock-Knock Your Door Down!
7. You re Knocking a Hole in My Door!
8. Stop Whacking on My Door!
9. What s All the Banging About?
10. Beat on Some Other Door!
11. Knock Yourself Silly!
12. Do You Have a Sore Hand Yet?
13. That s a Striking Noise!
14. Three More Strikes and You re Out!
15. Knock Off All the Noise!
16. Police-Open Up the Door!
17. The Doorbell Is Broken!
18. Nobody s Home!
19. Rap, Rap, Rap!
20. Go Away!
21. Anybody Home?
About the Author
1
DON T KICK THE DOOR IN!
Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Area.
Area who?
Area deaf? Can t you hear me knocking?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Belinda.
Belinda who?
Belinda or not, it s me.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you see I m busy?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
Dandelion is a very well-dressed lion.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Evans.
Evans who?
Evans you gotten tired of these jokes yet?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
The Gorilla your dreams.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony knock-knock jokes would you like to hear?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa lot of money-how about you?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Juliet.
Juliet who?
Juliet pancakes for breakfast.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent come out and play right now.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Lana.
Lana who?
Lana on my feet.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
I Noah lot more knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Ozzie.
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later, alligator!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Your Pencil fall down if you lose too much weight.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Selma.
Selma who?
I ll Selma old soccer ball for five dollars.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be some way to get you to open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper feet-your shoes are muddy.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Wendell.
Wendell who?
Wendell you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Yvonne.
Yvonne who?
Yvonne to go on a date?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Zink.
Zink who?
Just Zink - I could tell you knock-knock jokes all day!
2
YOU VE GOT THE WRONG HOUSE!
Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Aria.
Aria who?
Aria tired of hearing knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher best foot forward.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
I m Coffin a lot because of this cold.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Deceit.
Deceit who?
Deceit of my pants has a hole in it.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Eduora.
Eduora who?
Eduora squeaks when it opens.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Fleece.
Fleece who?
Fleece open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with mouthwash and your breath will smell better.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Hatch-hatch-hatch.
Hatch-hatch-hatch who?
Do you have a cold?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima glad you like knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Kiefer.
Kiefer who?
The Kiefer this door must be here somewhere

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Lacey.
Lacey who?
Lacey your shoes-they re untied.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Musket.
Musket who?
I Musket a new joke book quick!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet happier reading this book.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the window to see if he s there.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Rudy.
Hey, I m Rudy!
Aw, c mon-don t be Rudy to me!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have you open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat and let me in-I m freezing.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Ven.
Ven who?
Ven you let me in, I ll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go to the movies?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
You.
You who?
Did you call?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
3
TRY USING A KEY!
Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Atom.
Atom who?
Atom bomb. (That joke blew up.)

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
I m Diana hunger from standing out here so long.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Event.
Event who?
Event away and left me alone.

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