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What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations?Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book!This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes likeWhat do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide!Knock, knockWho's there?Ammonia.Ammonia who?Ammonia little kid. How should I know?I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them.Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself laugh! Ideal for kids ages 6-12.

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Publié par	Baker Publishing Group
Date de parution	18 août 2020
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781493423286
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	13 Mo

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Cover
Half Title Page
Other books by Sandy Silverthorne
Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
Title Page
Copyright Page
© 2020 by Sandy Silverthorne
Published by Revell
a division of Baker Publishing Group
PO Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287
www.revellbooks .com
Ebook edition created 2020
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—for example, electronic, photocopy, recording—without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.
ISBN 978-1-4934-2328-6
The author is represented by WordServe Literary Group www.wordserveliterary.com.
Dedication
To Vicki and Christy: You guys are the best. You make life so fun. Thanks for all your help on this book and for letting me try out lots of jokes on you. And for laughing in all the right places.
To Stan Beard: You taught me how to have fun loving God. Thanks.
Contents
Cover
Half Title Page
Other books by Sandy Silverthorne
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Introduction
Jokes
Emily Biddle's Library of Book Titles
More Book Titles
About the Author
Back Ads
Back Cover
Introduction
W hat goes dot- dot , dash - dash , squeak - squeak ? A message in Mouse code. Ha! Made you laugh! Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable. Made you laugh again! Whether you have a quiet little giggle or a side-splitting guffaw, this book is guaranteed to make you laugh. And if it doesn’t, you need to have your funny bone examined.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a robber? A peck-pocket.
This book is filled with hilarious stories, one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and lots of crazy, silly illustrations. It also has some totally tough tongue twisters to test your tongue-twisting talents. So what are you waiting for? Go for it! Go ahead and make your friends, your brothers and sisters, your teacher, and even your parents laugh! And while you’re at it, make yourself laugh too!
Jokes
Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the amoooosement park.

Q: What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybee.
Patient: Doctor! I’m convinced I’m a pumpkin. Can you help me?
Psychiatrist: Sure, I think I can carve out some time in my schedule.
Patient: I keep dreaming I’m in a washing machine.
Doctor: Wow! What happens?
Patient: I toss and turn all night.

Q: What has lots of ears but can’t hear?
A: A cornfield.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid. What do you expect?

Q: What do you call a droid who always takes the long way?
A: R2Detour.
Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Just let it fall.
Q: What do you call a duck who gets straight A’s?
A: A wise quacker.

Q: How do you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words.
Q: What do you call two birds who are in love?
A: Tweethearts.
Q: How does a scientist keep his breath sweet?
A: With experi-mints.
Sunday School Teacher: Why is it important to be quiet in church?
Kid: Because people are sleeping?
Teacher: Nick, who invented fractions?
Nick: Henry the 1/8th?
Rowan: I went riding this afternoon.
Remy: Horseback?
Rowan: He sure is. He got back about an hour before I did.

Q: Where does Pharaoh go for his back pain?
A: To the Cairo-practor.
Reporter: How did you like that new restaurant on Mars?
Astronaut: The food was great, but there wasn’t much atmosphere.
Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
A: “I Apollo-gize.”
Ron: How do pickles enjoy the weekend?
Jon: They relish it.
Bill: What do you call an old snowman?
Phil: Water.

Tongue Twisters
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
She should shun the shining sun.
Fred threw thirty-three free throws.
Skunks sat on a stump, and the stump stunk.
Mix, miss, mix.
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.
Ben: How do novels stay warm?
Len: They put on their book jackets.
Aiden: Did you see that cop dressed as a pilot?
Caden: Yeah, I guess he’s a plane-clothes officer.
As soon as you find out someone has ten thousand bees, marry them. That’s when you know they’re a keeper.

Tourist: What’s the fastest way to get downtown?
Local: Are you walking or driving?
Tourist: Driving.
Local: That’s the fastest way.
When someone tells me to stop acting like a flamingo, that’s when I put my foot down.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after I come in, won’t you?
If a gang of robbers all jumped into a pool at once, would that be called a crime wave?

Al: I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise.
Sal: What companies?
Al: Gas, water, and electric.
My uncle used to be a banker, but then he lost interest.
Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop ?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: “It’s been nice gnawing you.”
Q: What’s the difference between your elbow and a rabbit’s cell phone?
A: One’s a funny bone, and the other’s a bunny’s phone.
Jenny: How do porcupines play leapfrog?
Benny: Very carefully.
Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
A: POP!
Bill: How do chickens dance?
Jill: Chick to chick.
Hannah: What goes dot-dot , dash- dash , squeak-squeak ?
Anna: A message in Mouse code.

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