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Now's your chance to reduce your man to a blob of dizzy, dopey delirious desire! If you want to have the most passionate, peel-yourself off the ceiling sex of a lifetime, now you can. This book reveals 100 sensational sex techniques which are sure to bring your man to his knees. We show you how to tailor them to suit all types of men from the lazy long-term lover to the excitable new flame. - Fun frolics - now is your chance to play (dirty!) - Importance of novelty - dressing up and sexy fantasies - Sensational sex talk - what really turns him on - Flashy techniques - the 'Big Dipper', 'Duchess 69', 'Rocking Chair' and more! - Old favourites - from the early morning pounces to the fully clothed grope

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Publié par	Hearst Magazines UK
Date de parution	10 août 2012
Nombre de lectures	1
EAN13	9781905563586
Langue	English

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how to HAVE HIM BEGGING for MORE
100 ways to drive your man wild in bed

ANNA MAXTED
Author of ‘Getting Over It’
First published in Great Britain in 1999 by Thorsons.

This edition published 2010 by The National Magazine Company.

Copyright copyright 2010 The National Magazine Company

The right of Anna Maxted to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

The expression Cosmopolitan is the trademark of the National Magazine Company and the Hearst Corporation.

ISBN 978-1-905563-58-6

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission in writing of the publishers.
Contents
Introduction

SECTION 1 Limbering up Techniques
The Greased Sex Goddess
Chase Me!
The Sexy Shaver
The Non-Furry Sex Kitten
Grown-up Hide and Seek
Dressing Up Without Seeming to Try
Quick One
Snakes and Ladders for Sexual Penalties
The Frenetic Fitness Trick
The Fully-Clothed Grope
The Low-fat Frolic
Day of Trash
The Cuddly Toy Massacre
Construct Your Own Fantasy
Take Him Away from all This
The Full Body Caress One
The Full Body Caress Two
Wearing Down His Defences
The Principle of Competition
Quick One
The Incriminating Letter
Silent Tryst
Nude Sketching
Show Time
Quick One
Do Me a Favour Darling
Sex and Shopping
Quick One

SECTION 2 Doing It Techniques
The Push-back
Bedroom Technology One
Bedroom Technology Two
Making a Mess
Coming Together
The Great Prostate Fiddle
Giving his Penis the Treat of its Life
Extra Flashy Blow Job Technique
Use of Temperature: cold
Use of Temperature: heat
Bubbles
Gooeyness
Madness
The Exquisite Hand Job
Crick your Neck Fellatio
The Slot Machine
Swallow or Duck
Touching Base
Putting a Bit More Verve into Venue
Underwater Oral Sex in a Jacuzzi
By the Window
The Bath
Shower Power
Mind Games
At Work
Garden Party
Park Pranks
Table Tennis
Deeper and Deeper
Sex Sensation
Touch
Seeing Stars One
Seeing Stars Two
Tantric Sex, abridged
Ten Steps of Tantric Sex
The Big Dipper
The Duchess 69
The Big Squeeze
The Multiple Male Orgasm
The Sex Slave
The Rocking Chair
The Ultimate Vanity
Look Darling, No Hands!
Holiday Frolics
The Jetsetter
Step to it
Beach Bunny
Figure of Eight
Shutting your Legs

SECTION 3 Attitude techniques
Fluent Sex Talk
The Early Morning Pounce
Losing Control
The Worry Bunny
Baby Talk
Outercourse
Never be Fazed
Not Trying too Hard
Don’t Use Sex as a Reassurance Tool
Remember He’s Trying to Impress You
Are You the Mistress of Mischief?
Mood Judging
If He’s Tired, Drop It
Be Greedy
The Inconvenience
Loud and Proud
Knicker Tricks One
Knicker Tricks Two
The Real Cardinal Sin: Faking Orgasms
How to Make it Better
Never Generalize
Quick One
Novelty Value

Further Reading

From the author: Thanks to all providers of sauce material - my husband Phil (but of course!), my mother Mary, and my good friends Sasha Slater, Louise Atkinson and Grub Smith. And my sister Leo! Also, thank you to Mandi Norwood.
Introduction
S ex is a glorious, delicious, sumptuous feast. It is simply one of the most fabulous aspects of being alive. When it’s really good it turns you weak with happiness, makes your toes tingle, and your lover fall passionately in lust with you - for the first time, or all over again.
But some women don’t make the most of it. They nab themselves a gorgeous man. They go to bed with him. They bounce up and down, giggle, and say ‘ooh’ a few times. As for the gorgeous men - they’re often as bad, if not impressively worse. A lot of them get it up, jiggle it about a bit, pop their cork and conk out.
Then, both parties wonder why their horizontal encounter was like a slice of supermarket pizza: pleasant but nothing special - and who the hell wants to be thought of as pleasant in bed? A hot water bottle is pleasant in bed. Sensuous women should be sensational in bed! When you do a man the honour of bonking him, he should need a week off work to recover.
But the truth is, no woman has fabulous, passionate, peel-yourself-off-the-ceiling sex just like that. Whether you’re Nikki Taylor or Pauline Fowler, if you want to reduce a man to a limp blob of gibbering awe at your sexual majesty - post-coitally, that is - if you want to get from so-so sex to oh! oh! sex without resorting to surgery, you have to know an extravagant sweep of neat techniques.
And this book will tell you exactly what they are and precisely how to do them. I hope you really like him, because you won’t be able to shake him off! How To Have Him Begging For More will show you:
What turns him on - and how to do it without accidentally killing him. Is your man raunchy, shy, romantic, mischievous, conservative? Is he a lazy long-term lover, or an excitable new flame? Each sex technique is assessed for its compatibility with every type of man, so you can build your very own (very) blue print of exactly which sexy tricks will have him on his knees.
The sexiest traits - enthusiasm, imagination, confidence, humour, lack of wind.
The most essential accessories - your whole body, his whole body, polo mints.
The correct attitude - sex is, unlike most aspects of adult life, not a chore. It is fun! It is your chance to play! Even better, it is your chance to play dirty. Don’t see it as a challenge or a test, see it as a marvellous adventure. Let the fun begin!
Limbering Up Techniques
F ast food can be immensely satisfying, but eat too much of it and you’ll feel sluggish and sick. Likewise, a passionate quickie with your man can be sensational - and it will certainly make him smile on his way to work the next day. But habitually neglecting foreplay is like existing on an exclusive diet of burgers and chips. Soon enough, you become fed up of additives and polystyrene and long for an exquisite three course meal at a beautifully laid table, complete with bone china, tapering candles, and silver cutlery.
The point is, your man has probably had more quickies than sex marathons, because a sex marathon, like preparing a fancy meal, requires time and effort - and you have to wait longer to reap the reward. Whereas a quickie, like fast food, provides instant gratification for impatient people. And that’s great for a while, but soon enough, the fast-living start to long for something rather more substantial and special.
Which is why - like a Michelin-starred meal - a long, languorous, lustful build-up before the main intercourse will impress him so deeply, he’ll dream about you in business meetings, sigh at the memory while he eats his lunch, and call you - if only to hear the sound of your voice.
The Greased Sex Godess
Great for the sensuous man, the romantic man, the lazy long-term man, the raunchy man.
Special Ingredient
Nice smelling essential oil (not patchouli, it’s so dowdy you may as well stop shaving your armpits, such is the impression it gives).
Example Scene
You tell him to undress, and lie, face down, on the bed. No peeking. If you must , put towels down to protect your sheets, but putting towels down isn’t very rock ‘n’ roll. Better to buy sheets that are easily washable. Then, take off all your clothes and smother yourself in massage oil. If you don’t mind spoiling the surprise, you may permit him to watch this bit, but truly, it’s far more sensual to keep him in the dark, until:
Down to Business
Carefully, and gently, press your breasts against the soles of his feet.
NB the tad conservative man might shriek ‘Oh God! That feels weird!’ Tell him to shut up. Then, inch by inch, slide your sexy slippery self up his body. Wriggle. Slide. Apply more oil if you need to. And string it out!
Snigger Note
At one point, you will inevitably come nose to butt cheeks, which makes the tad conservative man and indeed, the insecure man cringe slightly. So, if you like, provide a reassuring soundtrack. Even if it’s merely: ‘Mmm, that feels good’. Or, ‘Your bottom is sooo sexy it’s biteable!’ Then, continue wending your merry way up his body, until he can contain himself no longer.
Sex Tip
Do make sure the essential oil is diffused. Pure essential oil will make you both come out in a nasty, stingy, itchy rash. Not quite the effect you were hoping for.
Chase Me!
Great for the romantic man, the raunchy man, the mischievous man.
This is a fabulous technique for when you're short of time. Say you want to ravish him in between getting home from work and going to your parents for dinner, but don’t have more than ten spare minutes. Your average romantic man doesn't take kindly to being rushed. He needs a good hour to get into the mood - he can't perform just like that, and if he thinks you’re trying to force him into a wham bam, he’ll turn all sulky and defensive.
So … use the entire day as foreplay. Leave a succession of increasingly suggestive e-mails on his computer. Or - only if he has a private office - a saucy message on his answer machine. Stick a lustful note inside his briefcase. Phone him and whisper sexy somethings. If you can get him thinking sexy thoughts (and apparently men think about sex every nine seconds so it shouldn’t be too difficult), he will have a good nine hours to get turned on.
Real Life Sex
Claire, 28: ‘I leave for work an hour earlier than my boyfriend - usually he’s still sleeping when I go. So if I’m feeling in the mood, I’ll stick a sticky-note on the bathroom mirror, reading “Hey Sexy! Meet me in the kitchen, 8.30pm, tonight.” Then, we have this game that we are absolutely not allowed to call each other over anything mundane that day. If he calls me at work, it can only be to confirm our “date,” and whisper something