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This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best lightbulb jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein aims his humour cannon at older children with this hilarious joke book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a lightbulb joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. How many seabirds does it take to change a light bulb? About four or five terns ought to do the trick...

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Publié par	Andrews UK
Date de parution	11 mars 2013
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781782347712
Langue	English

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101 AMAZING LIGHTBULB JOKES
by
Jack Goldstein

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Published in 2013 by
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
The right of Jack Goldstein to be identified as the Author of this Work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998
Copyright © 2013 Jack Goldstein
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser. Any person who does so may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages.

Introduction
This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best lightbulb jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein aims his humour cannon at older children with this hilarious joke book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a lightbulb joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian’s bookshelf.

General - Part 1
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
That depends on what you want it changed into!
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hey! You wanna go ride bikes?
How many Vulcans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Any more would be illogical!
How many Nitpicks does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just let someone else change it then point out all the mistakes the bulb-changer made!
How many Windows Vista installations does it take to change a lightbulb?
DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
How many Greenpeace members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one.
How many misers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark!
How many Navy SEALS does it take to change a lightbulb?