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Will Spalding had an IQ of 172. But nobody knew it yet. And nobody would realise it even when he constructed what was probably the most amazing invention that the world had ever seen. Actually most of the world would never see it!Read the hilarious story of what happens when Will's little sister Maud crawls into it, and how Will and his friends (with the help of Einstein the dog) try to get her back without Will's Mum Pru finding out.

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Adventure (Guyana)

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Publié par	Andrews UK
Date de parution	02 décembre 2015
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781785383434
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	1 Mo

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Willy the Whizz and the Wormhole

yn Funne

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Pubîsed în 2015 by Andrews UK îmîed wwwandrewsukcom He rîg o yn Funne o be îdenîIed as e auor o îs work as been assered în accordance wî e Copyrîg, Desîgns and Paens Ac 1998 Copyrîg © 2015 yn Funne A rîgs reserved No par o îs pubîcaîon may be reproduced, sored în a rerîeva sysem, or ransmîed, în any orm or by any means wîou e prîor wrîen permîssîon o e pubîser, nor be oerwîse cîrcuaed în any orm o bîndîng or cover oer an a în wîc î îs pubîsed and wîou a sîmîar condîîon beîng împosed on e subsequen purcaser Any person wo does so may be îabe o crîmîna prosecuîon and cîvî caîms or damages A caracers appearîng în îs work are Icîîous Any resembance o rea persons, îvîng or dead, îs purey coîncîdena

Wî ad an ïQ o 172 Bu nobody knew î – ye And nobody woud reaîse î even wen e consruced wa was probaby e mos amazîng învenîon a e word ad ever seen Acuay, mos o e word woud never see î Bu ï dîgress *** Hey were a î agaîn; souîng and Igîng downsaîrs Wî aîd în bed, ryîng no o îsen o wa ey were sayîng Bu e ad no coîce as ey were bo yeîng a u voume wî no aemp a quîeness Mum was obvîousy drunk, wîc wasn’ unusua Dîdn’ se know by now a Dad aed î wen se beaved îke a and e ad no sympay a a or er? e was aways dîsgused wî er, bu se jus dîdn’ seem o reaîse And wen se drank, se aways pîcked a Ig wî îm ‘Go on, go back o a marrîage-wreckîng bîc en î se’s so muc beer an me! And don’ come scuîng ome o me agaîn a sorry wen you’ve gone of er ‘cos you’ve worn er ou and se’s a Labby and wrînked!’ Mum yeed, bangîng cupboard doors and sammîng drawers su ‘We a eas se’s no aways drunk îke you, Pru!’ Dad yeed back, ‘You soud—’ ‘Wa? Waddya mean? ï’m no aways drunk! ow dare you ïNSïGNUATE suc a îng? And î ï am, î’s a YOUR au!’ ‘ook a e sae o you ook a î And ook a e sae o îs pace! Wy don’ you ry ceanîng up îs dump some îme? ï’s a rea—’ Here was e sound o someîng beîng umped up and down on e abe ‘ow can ï cean wen my ear’s broken? YOU’VE caused î wî your – your ack o eeîng or your amîy! You’re so CRUUUUUUUUUE! O, Cavîn, you’ve aged me! You’re kîîng me! ï’m so TïRED! ï’m worn ooooooou!’

‘Ha’s no îredness, Pru Ha’s caed a ANGOVER! A permanen one! You’re aways—’ Hen came e amîîar oud yowîng ‘Waaa! You don’ ove me! You never dîd You jus used me! You ony marrîed me because ï was pregnan! ï’ve ad your babîes and î’s ruîned my body! ook a me ï’m a WREEEEEEEECK!’ ‘Yea, you’re a wreck arîg, a drunken wreck! You’re reay-AAAG!’ Someîng î e wa and smased ono e ground ‘You supîd bîc! You’re—’ ‘You ae me! Waaaaaa!’ Wî sîged and pused e duve back e sîd îs ee îno îs sîppers, and pîcked up îs gasses rom e bedsîde cabîne and pu em on, pusîng em up wî îs mîdde Inger Hen sîeny urnîng e brass ande on îs pîne door, e wen o e bedroom a e end o e andîng Eînseîn e Border Coîe ooked up rom îs pace on guard a e op o e saîrs and quîey wîned ‘ï’s OK, Eînseîn,’ Wî wîspered, paîng e dog’s ead Eînseîn paced îs nose beween îs paws and waced Wî ‘Wy’s Mummy cryîng, Wîyum?’ îs îe sîser asked, peepîng nervousy over e op o er pînk duve cover Wî sa down on e bed and pu îs and on er souder ‘ï’s jus someîng a grown-ups do a e îme,’ e sooed, ‘Take no noîce o em, Maud’ ‘ï’m scareded, Wîyum Can ï seep wîv you?’ ‘O come on en,’ e saîd ‘And Pogges e’s scareded oo’ Se paed er eddy on e somac Maud pused e covers asîde and, sîdîng of e bed, se pîcked up er eddy by îs arm and grabbed od o er broer’s and Se rîpped over er pînk nîgîe wîc was oo ong or er Bu uckîy Wî caug er and pued er uprîg agaîn Eînseîn sa up, awaîîng însrucîons, îs ead on one sîde

He îe gîr pu a Inger up o er îps, er eddy dangîng down ‘Ss, go o seep,’ se wîspered o Eînseîn as ey îp-oed pas îm aong e andîng, ‘ay down Good boy’ Bu nobody coud ear em wî e bangîng and souîng downsaîrs anyway, even î ey’d samped eîr ee on e îck carpe coverîng e creaky Loorboards He dog seed down agaîn, a aseep a once, bu oyay wacîng em unî ey sîeny dîsappeared îno Wî’s bedroom îs back eye was open, and îs wîe eye cosed e dîdn’ ake any noîce o e noîsy umans downsaîrs e dîdn’ care abou em Wa ey go up o was no concern o îs Wî eped Maud up îno îs bed, pued e duve over er souders and cîmbed îno e oer sîde o e bed e ook îs gasses of, paced em on e bedsîde cupboard and urned e îg ou ‘Nîg-nîg, Wîyum,’ wîspered Maud, sovîng er eddy în îs ace, ‘Kîss Pogges’ Wî obedîeny kîssed e bear îs îe sîser yawned, cured er arm round er eddy and e aseep a once Se was used o e sound o er parens Igîng Aoug se dîdn’ îke î, se oug î was norma beavîour or grown-ups He voîces downsaîrs were muled now Wî coudn’ ear wa ey were sayîng any more Pru woud sagger of and a aseep soon e ay squased on îs sîde o e bed or ages, wîde awake, wonderîng wa was goîng o appen nex wî îs parens ï ad been a nasîer-an-usua Ig Some îme durîng e nîg, e eard e ron door cose and en a car’s engîne sared, oowed by e sound o yres cruncîng over wa remaîned o e grave on e drîve *** Wî ed Maud’s and wîe se jumped down e saîrs, counîng, ‘One, wo, wee…’ Se was sî wearîng er pînk nîgîe Pogges was îgy grîpped under er arm e’d pued on a sîr and îs rousers, pus îs gasses

‘Careu Maude,’ e cauîoned er, ‘You don’ wan o sîp, do you?’ ‘ï won’ sîp, sîy!’ se repîed augîy On cue, Maud rîpped over e em o er nîgîe and eaned orwards, suspended a a dangerous ange unî Wî pued er uprîg agaîn ‘Four, Ive, sîx!’ se conînued as oug noîng ad appened Eînseîn sowy oowed beînd em, pausîng wen ey sopped e seemed o be counîng e saîrs oo Heîr moer was angrîy bangîng a cofee jar and a cup around în e kîcen, ryîng o Ind some space on e cuered work-op ïmpaîeny se sared a e kee, waîîng or î o boî, a cîgaree dangîng rom er îps Hen se jîgged e kee around as oug a woud ep î o boî quîcker, ceckîng a se’d swîced î on, and ued împaîeny Se was wearîng a oose katan, sungasses, and a scar covered er unbrused aîr, knoed a e back Mascara was smudged down er ceeks and races o yeserday’s îpsîck were wîped across and around er mou Se ad uge dark bags under er eyes, vîsîbe benea e gasses A broken gass ay unswep on e Loor by e wa ‘Mornîng, Mum,’ saîd Wî esîany, pusîng îs gasses up wî îs mîdde Inger ‘ïs ere any breakas?’ e asked opeuy e aready knew wa e answer woud be Maud pued er and ree, and careuy sa Pogges on a caîr, brusîng a coupe o magazînes ono e Loor ‘Here you are, Pogges, you sî ere and be a good bear,’ se ordered îm ‘Breakas? ï aven’ go îme or breakas! And ï’m no îneresed în ood! ï coudn’ POSSïBY ea anyîng! Your aer’s gone of and et us agaîn!’ Pru angrîy subbed e cîgaree ou în a a-u asray and began o baw oudy ‘Waaaaa, wa am ï goîng o doooooooo?’ A îny drîbbe o sno appeared and sîd sowy down owards er mou

‘et? Were’s e gone?’ Wî asked, wacîng e sno’s progress wî ascînaîon and wonderîng î e soud poîn î ou o îs moer e decîded agaîns î He reacîon woud be osîe ‘e’s gone back o îs bîc; îs wooooooore!’ More ear-spîîng yowîng ‘O Wî! Gîve your Mummy a bîg amîy cudde!’ Se ben down and pued bo cîdren owards er, graspîng em în a bear-ug He sme o sour wîne and obacco wated îno eîr aces Maud burs îno ears and cuced Wî’s arm Wî rîed o wrîgge ree rom îs moer’s cuces îs moer sood up and wîped er nose wî e back o er and Wî sepped backwards, puîng Maud wî îm ‘Wî, was and dress Maud or me, wî you? And ook ater er or e day ï serîousy need o concenrae and wrîe my nove, so ï need peace and quîe around ere ï’ve been pannîng o do î or years, ony ï’ve been oo busy runnîng a ome and beîng a wîe and moer’ er voîce rose îger on e word Moer er ands Lapped dramaîcay în e aîr ‘Bu ï’ve go o work ard and suppor us ree now ï’s a up o me’ Yea, rîg, Wî oug ‘O ï’m sure Dad wî—’ ‘Ha’s no e poîn!’ se waîed, îgîng a res cîgaree, en odîng î beween wo Ingers and wavîng î în e aîr, ‘We don’ wan îs money, darîng ï’m sure we can suppor ourseves – în ac ï know we can, î you go and ge a paper round or someîng o ep ou unî my book’s pubîsed You’re Mummy’s îe man now And e can keep îs money, and spend î a on ïS BïTC WORE!’ Pru waîed oudy agaîn, wîe se rîed o îg ye anoer cîgaree rom e Irs one wî er ands sakîng Hen se subbed ou e Irs one în e overLowîng asray Se poured boîîng waer îno er cofee cup and sîrred î vîgorousy, and wî cup în one and and cîgaree în e oer, se sormed dramaîcay aong e corrîdor er paorm sanda rod on e em o er ong, Lowîng katan and se amos e, soppîng cofee ono e îed Loor and down

e ron o er, bu se managed o sagger or a ew paces and grab od o e doorrame o er downsaîrs sudy/sudîo/workroom Se swîveed împressîvey ou o sîg and e door sammed A comedîan woud ave been envîous o er perormance Maud ugged a e sîde o Wî’s sîr and ooked up nervousy a îm, waîîng or er bîg broer’s însrucîons on wa o do er bue eyes were brîmmîng wî ears and er boom îp rembed Wî was wonderîng ow e coud ge ou o Pru’s paper round îdea opeuy se’d ave orgoen abou î by eaîme î e sayed ou o er way Se usuay orgo îngs ater a wîe ‘Come on Maud,’ e decîded, ‘e’s go and Inîs geîng dressed and ave a was, en we’ make some breakas, sa we?’ ‘Bekas,’ saîd Maud, obedîeny roîng aong besîde îm, appy agaîn, sweepîng Pogges up rom îs sea and draggîng îm aong e Loor beînd er by îs eg, ‘Can ï ave an eggy-poos wîv dîppy sodîers, Wîyum?’ ‘Yes you can ave an eggy-poos wî dîppy sodîers,’ Wî od er e’d been cookîng sînce e was Ive Maud oten eped îm Se îked cookîng and poerîng around în e kîcen Nobody ever sopped er Eînseîn oyay oowed beînd em and seed down on guard a e op o e saîrs, scracîng îmse beînd e ear wî îs înd eg He back and wîe Border Coîe îked o keep an eye on îs umans a e îme, especîay Maud Heîr beavîour was oten conusîng, bu î wasn’ îs job o quesîon wa ey dîd e jus ooked ater em He Spadîngs’ omesead was oo bîg o be caed a smaodîng, and oo sma o be caed a arm O course, î ad been one o Pru’s îdeas o buy î ‘We can be compeey se-suicîen, darîng,’ se’d saîd o Cavîn, ‘ï wî gîve me someîng o do a day, wen you’re away enjoyîng yourse on one o your îe BUSïNESS TRïPS’ ‘ï don’ enjoy myse on—’ Cavîn ad rîed o say