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Pete and Sarah's Guide To Seasonal Sex - your one stop shop for everything you want to know about seasonal adult activities. Packed with interviews from internationally renowned performers such as Dita Von Teese and Buck Angel, as well as winter themed erotic stories, and seasonal adult articles!This is THE guide you need to read, whether you are a girl, a boy, or both! Written by former Forum magazine editor Sarah Berry, and world renowned erotic writer Peter Birch, with editing by erotic author Nicky Raven, this new quarterly seasonal adult guide is sure to enlighten, amaze and entertain you through the dark winter months.Formatted and digitally published globally by erotica book imprint House Of Erotica.

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Publié par	Andrews UK
Date de parution	03 juillet 2012
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781849897525
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	1 Mo

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PETE AND SARAH’S GUIDE TO SEASONAL SEX
Winter 2011

Presented by
House of Erotica

Publisher Information

Pete and Sarah’s Guide to Seasonal Sex
published in 2011 by Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com

This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the publisher’s prior written consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published, and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

The characters and situations in this book are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happening.

Copyright © Peter Birch and Sarah Berry

The right of Peter Birch and Sarah Berry to be identified as author of this book has been asserted in accordance with section 77 and 78 of the Copyrights Designs and Patents Act 1988.

Cover Designed by
Nick Tiseo and Matt Bateman

Credits

Sarah Berry – Isn’t She Lovely, Office Sex, New Years Revelations, Buck Angel Interview, Dita Von Teese Interview

Peter Birch – A Winter Feast, Saucy Santa, Warming the Blood

Nicky Raven – Editor

Cover Design and internal art – Nick Tiseo / Matt Bateman

Publisher – House Of Erotica / Andrews UK Limited

Welcome From The Editor!

Hi and welcome to the very first edition of ‘Pete and Sarah’s Guide To Sex’. I am so pleased to be bringing you this great collection of articles, interviews and stories from two of the leading lights in the erotic writing world. For those of you who don’t know me, hello from me also, and join us as we attempt to bring you a new fresh look at the seasonal adult fun that can be had by you all.
I will let them introduce themselves, but I am sure you will know Sarah from her days as the editor of Forum, and Peter from his many published adult stories, and his involvement in the adult scene also. Together they will be bringing us a tour de force in adult reading, both factual and fantasy…
This edition has some great interviews, from the Queen of Burlesque Dita Von Teese, and the adult performer Buck Angel, who will shed a little more light on what they get up to. We also have some season appropriate erotica tales, as well as seasonal adult articles on fetishes, and activities as well for your delight !
So once again welcome to the inaugural edition of our new erotic fantasy tour, enjoy yourself, and back sure you come back in the spring for your next helping also !

Nicky Raven – Editor

About The Authors

Peter Birch has been hopelessly addicted to sex his entire life but has made the best of what society at large sees as a problem. During the ‘eighties, while yuppies were sporting their filofaxes and falking into mobile phones the size of bricks, Peter and his girlfriend were experimenting with the joys of threesomes, dogging and spanking. In the caring ‘nineties he and his wife devoted their time to running sadomasochistic cabarets in London’s more specialised clubs. Finally realising that he needed to earn some money, he took to writing erotica, and has been at it ever since, becoming a prolific novelist, mainly under the Aishling Morgan name, writing guides to kinky sex and dabbling in journalism, which is where he met Sarah Berry.

As an editor, journalist and spokesperson for the erotic realm, Sarah Berry’s wise words have graced such platforms as Radio Four’s Woman’s Hour, Bizarre, Diva, Scarlet, Fiesta and Forum (which she went on to edit). Famed for her reportage style, she has had the dishonour of crawling around a nursery as an adult baby, cycling naked past Big Ben wearing only a hat and tie and kicking men in the balls at a CBT class. Having overcome a sexual dysfunction called vaginismus, she also runs groups where women can get advice on, celebrate and even draw their own fannies – find out more at www.fanniesrule.com .

Introduction

It’s cold outside but it’s hot in here, our very first seasonal guide! And have we got a lot of presents in store for you? (yes we have!)

A Winter Feast is a short story that combines two of Peter’s favourite themes, rude food and the beautiful, poised dominatrix, although not quite as you might expect.

Saucy Santas & Vintage Vamps provides some useful tips for dressing for sex in the winter and Warming the Blood looks at why we should all be able to enjoy a good spanking.

Fancy getting jiggy with a colleague at the Xmas party but don’t want to come back to drama in Jan? In Down to business Sarah helps you think outside the box.

Read how Sophie enacts a porno in her living room as Sarah turns up the heat with her Holy Fuck fiction.

We look down the pants of porno’s top tranny Buck Angel.

Plus we find out what burlesque queen Dita Von Tease wants for Xmas.

If you’re reading this with a cold wearing your best granny pants, an out of shape jumper, smelly feet and a bad case of windy pops, don’t fear someone still wants you. Turn to Isn’t She Lovely and marvel at Sarah’s fetish pin up.

Sarah implores you to throw away that list of new year’s resolutions and make some naughty revel-ations .

So grab a hot toddy and a box of Kleenex and enjoy the fruits of our labour.

Pete & Sarah x

A Winter Feast

‘I want her glazed in honey.’
‘Honey? I thought, maybe, maple syrup?’
‘No. The true gourmet uses honey.’
‘If you say so, Uncle Clive. And will powdered ginger do?’
‘No. It has to be fresh ginger root, the biggest chunk you can get. Just follow my shopping list, Stephanie.’
‘Okay. See you later then.’
I ended the call and snapped my phone shut, then read Clive’s list again to make sure I’d got everything, talking to myself as I went through.
‘Ten pounds of King Edwards, check. Five pounds of parsnips, check. Five pounds of carrots, check. Two dozen Cumberland sausages, from the butcher, check. Mushrooms, red peppers, shallots, check. The best butter, check. One rosy red apple, check. That just leaves the honey and ginger root, oh, and a dozen perverts, but that’s not my business.’
A woman who’d been examining the spices gave me a disapproving look, to which I returned a happy grin, hoping to disturb her even more. The grin reflected my mood anyway. Poppy was going to look a fine sight, naked on the huge silver platter, face down among the roasted vegetables and sausages, her bottom stuck high in the air and liberally coated with honey sauce. Uncle Clive and his friends were sure to enjoy her, in the fullest sense of the word, she would have lived out one of her darkest and most private fantasies and we would have a thousand pounds in our bank account, which would make a very nice Christmas present indeed. All in all I was pretty pleased with myself.
With the shopping complete I made my way home, calling out for Poppy as I pushed open the door to the flat.
‘Are you out of bed yet, you little tart?’
‘I’m here.’

She didn’t bother to help me unpack, and I came into the bedroom to find her lying face down, reading, and in nothing but pair of big white knickers she’d gone to bed in the night before. I gave her bottom a resounding slap, hard enough to make her squeak and pay attention.
‘Ow! Stephanie!’
‘If you don’t want to be spanked, get up.’
‘I am up.’
She went back to her book. There was only one thing to be done, so I sat down beside her on the bed and peeled down her knickers. She gave a low purr as her bottom came bare, and she’d pushed her hips up as I began to spank her, no longer hard but the way she liked it, each slap just firm enough to make her cheeks bounce and bring a faint pink flush to her skin. Soon she’d put her book down and laid her head on her hands, spreading her legs a little as she spoke up.
‘That’s nice. A little harder please.’
I adjusted her knickers, pulling them down far enough to leave the lips of her cunt showing between her thighs. She responded with a happy sigh and I began to spank her again, full across the cheekiest part of her bottom until she’d begun to push her hips up and wriggle in encouragement. I began to talk to her.
‘You do know what we’re going to do to you, don’t you?’
‘Yes. You’re going to serve me up for dinner, just as if I was a roast pig, with maple syrup all over me so you can all lick it off.’
‘Honey, actually, but yes, that’s right, you bad, bad girl. And then what’s going to happen to you?’
‘You Uncle Clive is going to fuck me. Make me come, Stephanie.’
She’d stuck her bottom right up as we spoke, to let her cheeks come apart and show off her bottom hole as well as her cunt. I began to spank her harder, actually a little shocked by her behaviour.
‘You really are a disgrace, aren’t you, Poppy! And you definitely deserve this spanking. You know you’re going to have to be shaved, don’t you?’
‘Shaved? Oh, yes please.’
Her voice was a sigh, rich with pleasure. I shook my head in despair and carried on with her spanking, and talking to her.
‘Yes, Poppy, shaved, so they can all see your bare, pink cunt. You’re going to have an apple stuck in your mouth too, just like a real roast pig, at least until Clive takes it out so that you can suck him erect for your fucking.