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Welcome to four more far-fetched, short, hilarious stories from the land where anything is possible!They are random... They are most probably not what you expect from a young lady... But be sure to prepare yourself for a good laugh, giggle, snort, and occasional gasp!CAUTION: Loads of stupidity, and bad language throughout! Shits and giggles babe...

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Publié par	Shafah
Date de parution	11 janvier 2014
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781783013128
Langue	English

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THE LITTLE BOOK OF SHITS & GIGGLES 2

Written and illustrated by
SHAFAH
Copyright 2013 Shafah All rights reserved worldwide.
978-1-78301-312-8
If you enjoy the read remember to come and say hello on:
@Shafah_Author
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DEDICATION
This one s for my sister in-law Iram.
If my brother didn t marry you, I would have. The deal being: 1) Don t touch me. 2) Pay for your own shit.
Contents
Back To Earth
The Stupid
Shenanigans
One Of Those Days
BACK TO EARTH...
So I stayed on the moon for a bit didn t I... D you want to know how well it went? Not so very good actually. Remember how I was complaining about Plaistow? Yeah, well, I ve come to realise it may be a shithole, but it s a bloody beautiful one!
Being out on the moon wasn t what I cracked it all up to be. I got lonely. No one came to visit. I couldn t piss without missing the bowl. My shit would fly up and smack me in the face!
The only good thing was that I threw a fit whenever the bloody hell I wanted to, but there was no one there to hear it!
So a couple of days ago I got bored, and I mean boooored! I felt like a zombie floating around and bumping into things when I thought, Sod this I m going back to Earth...
Especially because my fanny s forgotten what she does apart from piss, and mostly because whilst I was psycho satellite spying on my ex-boyfriend, I saw him with his new girlfriend and my pubes burnt off.
So I got in my rocket and splashed down into the Pacific. I didn t want to go back to my place because no one s cleaned it since I ve been gone, and I didn t wanna go back to my mum s because as beautiful a shithole Plaistow is, I don t love it that much!