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Dude, Got Another Joke?
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English

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Legendary jokester Bob Phillips presents another outstanding collection of knock-knocks, jokes, word-plays, and more. Guaranteed sales? You bet! Bob's books have sold in the millions with no signs of slowing down.Dude, Got Another Joke? offers hundreds of jokes on rockets, snakes, and everything in-between! Kids will laugh, gasp, and groan as they read and share this amazing collection of wholesome humor.How did the rocket lose its job?It got fired.Why don't cannibals eat clowns?Because they taste funny.Why did the runaway elephant wear striped PJs?He didn't want to be spotted!

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Date de parution 01 avril 2002
Nombre de lectures 0
EAN13 9780736954167
Langue English
Poids de l'ouvrage 1 Mo

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Cover by Terry Dugan Design, Bloomington, Minnesota
DUDE, GOT ANOTHER JOKE? Copyright © 2002 by Bob Phillips Published by Harvest House Publishers Eugene, Oregon 97402
ISBN 0-7369-0455-7
All rights reserved.No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—electronic, mechanical, digital, photocopy, recording, or any other—except for brief quo-tations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher.
Printed in the United States of America.
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Table of Contents
1. Radical Humor ................................................5 2. Agatha and Abegayle ...................................10 3. Open the Door!..............................................13 4. Barnaby and Bailey.......................................18 5. Laugh Out Loud ...........................................22 6. Cecil and Cedrick..........................................25 7. How Now.......................................................28 8. The Answer Man...........................................31 9. Daphne and Dagmar ....................................35 10. Crazy Thoughts.............................................37 11. Edgar and Egor .............................................42 12. DidYouHear? ...............................................46 13. School Daze....................................................50 14. Who’s There? .................................................55 15. Gallager and Garfield...................................60 16. Frida and Fergus ...........................................64 17. Tell Me Why...................................................67 18. HowAboutIt? ...............................................70 19. Silly Dillies .....................................................73 20. Hector and Harlow.......................................76 21. Leftovers.........................................................81 22. Isaac and Isabel .............................................85 23. Jessie and Jeremy ..........................................89 24. Food for Fun ..................................................93 25. The Answer Man...........................................97 26. Katie and Kelly............................................101 27. Odds and Ends............................................105 28. Lambert and Laszlo ....................................110 29. Knock, Knock...............................................114
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Gags Galore..................................................118 Mabel and Madison....................................121 More “Did You Hear?”...............................124 Nellie and Norma .......................................128 How Come? .................................................132 Olaf and Olga ..............................................135 Lots of Laughs .............................................139 Paddy and Page ..........................................144 Laugh Awhile ..............................................148 Sonny and Salisbury...................................152 Why Did You Ask? .....................................156 Doctor, Doctor .............................................159 Reba and Rene.............................................163 Daffy Dictionary..........................................167 Quentin and Quimby .................................171
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Radical Humor
If you woke up in the night, what would you do for a light? Take a feather from the pillow; that’s light enough.
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I won’t say my house is a mess, but have you ever seen a fly land in a cloud of dust?
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It’s tough to go through an identity crisis when you’re apathetic. You don’t know who you are, and you couldn’t care less about finding the answer.
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6 Football is getting rough. You have to wear shoulder pads, a face mask, and a helmet . . . and that’s just to sit in the stands.
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I was a five-letter man my first year in college and the letters were F-L-U-N-K.
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Crime is really bad in my old neighborhood. On Christmas, Santa Claus comes down the chimney wearing a red suit and a matching ski mask.
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Editor to writer: Your book is a first-grade novel. Unfortunately, most of our readers have gone beyond the first grade.
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A man spent a week in the mountains. He left on Friday and came back on the same Friday. How did he do it? His donkey was named Friday.
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7 Did you hear about the woman who cooked so many TV dinners that she thought she was in show business?
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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
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I was on an airline that was so cheap, when they rolled those little steps away, the plane fell over on its side.
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A man came home without his key and found all the doors and windows locked. How did he get in? He raced around the house until he was “all in.”
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On our team, we got very few hits. If anybody reached first base, he had to stop and ask for directions.
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8 During a Ping-Pong game, one of the contestants accidentally swallowed the ball. The ambu-lance came and sped him to the hospital, where he was quickly rushed into the oper-ating room. When he recovered after the operation, he noticed a dozen scars all over his body, some on his chest, some on his stomach. “Why did you cut me in so many places?” he asked the doctor. “That’s the way the ball bounces,” answered the surgeon.
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A song heard by a hive: “Bee it ever so humble, there’s no place like comb.”
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One friend of mine was so stupid he had to take the IQ test twice to get it up to a whole number.
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A father was trying to break up his daughter’s habit of making too many telephone calls. In an effort to slow her down he made a small sign for the telephone, which read: Is this call really necessary?
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