Everything You Need to Know When You Are 8

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Dominate age eight with a trove of earth-shattering secrets, jokes, and tips they won’t teach you in school! What’s the best gift for a kid who’s turned eight? Everything they need to know! Eight is a banner year in every kid’s life. It’s when they’re finally granted “big kid” status. That means more freedom and responsibility. It also means there’s a ton of stuff to learn, and some of it’s pretty important. Inside this hilarious handbook is the information kids need to make eight one of the best years of their lives—from the fun (How to Win Halloween), to the serious (How to Get Germs Before They Get You) and the downright disgusting (How to Make Boogers You Can Eat).

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Publié par	ABRAMS BOOKS
Date de parution	07 juillet 2020
Nombre de lectures	0
EAN13	9781683357797
Langue	English
Poids de l'ouvrage	8 Mo

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For Georgia and her cousins Zoe, Rowan, Riley and Rhys-

the coolest, craziest, and most delightfully

disgusting kids i ve ever had the pleasure to know

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I hope you re excited, because this is going to be an

AWESOME year. You ve felt pretty grown-up for a while

now, but 8 is when you start getting the respect you

deserve! Little kids are going look up to you. Adults will

begin treating you differently (finally!). You re going to

discover lots of new things, pull lots of pranks-and

probably get in some trouble. When you do, this book

will be there for you. It s going to help you make sure

8 is the absolute best it can be-and get you ready for

year number 9!
I ve made a short list of things that might come in

handy this year. You don t need to go out and buy

anything. Borrow all the stuff you can. After all,

you re only going to be 8 for one year. When you turn

9, put it all in a box and pass it down to the coolest

8-year-old you know.

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A FEW STICK-ON MOUSTACHES

(they re not just for

upper lip hair anymore!)

HAND SANITIZER

( cause life is gross)

A DISGUISE

(you never know when

you ll need one)

A SQUIRT GUN

(for bathtub target practice)

RUBBER CEMENT

(makes the best boogers)

A POPSICLE MOLD

(for making yourself

yummy treats)

A BOOK OF JOKES

(for sleepovers and

making new friends)

A GOOD HIDING SPOT

(for alone time)

A TIE OR A SCARF

(for those times when

you need to impress adults)

A BAG OF GOOGLY EYES

(cause they re hilarious)

A VERy REAL-LOOKING FAKE SPIDER

(for revenge)

A FAVORITE MONSTER

(for small talk with

other 8-year-olds)

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There aren t many things grosser than

a booger. A big glob of dried snot will

disgust kids and adults. That s why

boogers and snot are so fun to make!
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RUBBER CEMENT

AND GLUE BOOGERS

As soon as you discover rubber cement, art class will never

be the same again! Spread some on a sheet of paper and

let it dry. Then rub it with your finger. The rubber cement

will ball up to create beautiful boogers!

Smaller boogers are more believable, but if you have the

time (and enough rubber cement) feel free to make the

biggest booger ever known! Regular glue can make boogers,

too, but they won t be quite as brown and lovely.
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GUM BoOGers

Chewing gum doesn t make the best-looking boogers. But

it will stick to almost anything, including walls, school desks,

and the skin right below your nose.

Just use a magic marker or a teensy bit of food coloring to

make your booger brown, green, or yellow (your choice!).

Then stick it somewhere it will be spotted.

(Keep it away from your hair and clothes!)

WIll Stick Anywhere!!
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SnOt yOu CAn EAt

There is one thing that s much, much grosser than

boogers. That s snot you can eat . All you need to make

it are 3 things: WATER, GELATIN, and CORN SYRUP .

Have an adult heat up half a cup of water.

Then stir in 3 tablespoons of gelatin and mix it well.

Use a drop of food coloring to make it nice and colorful.

Then slowly add in some corn syrup until your snot

is as thick and disgusting as you want it to be!
8

No, I m not talking about boogers.

That s gross.
9

I m going to tell you a secret. For most of my life, I refused to

eat eggs. Everything about them grossed me out (especially

where they come from). Then one day, not long ago, I finally

gave in and decided to nibble a hard-boiled egg. And you know

what? I loved it. Now I eat eggs whenever I can!

There are probably a few foods you couldn t stand when

you were little. But that doesn t mean you won t like them now.

People s taste buds change as we get older. (Mine did!) Why

not give the foods you used to hate another try?

While you re at it, challenge yourself! Taste a few things you

wouldn t usually eat. Some of the most amazing foods are the

ones that seem the most revolting. Snails? Awesome . Octopus?

Divine . Crickets? Delightfully crunchy. (Yes, I am totally serious.)
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NEW FoODS MAKE EATING

AN ADVENTURE

I once knew a kid who ate good old mac and cheese every

day. That kid didn t know it, but she was bored out of her

mind. Look, you re 8 years old. You re probably not ready to

travel the world all by yourself. But whenever you bite into a

new food, it s like setting off on an adventure. Your tongue

will visit new places with every new dish that you try!

EATING NEW THINGS IS

A GREAT WAY TO LOOK COOL

Let s imagine a special guest comes to your school to talk

about foods from around the world. He brings a big plate of

fried crickets for your class to try. Do you want to be the kind

of kid who screams EWWWW and throws up? Or would you

rather be the brave kid who picks one up and gives it a taste?
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You NEVER KNOW WHAT

YOU RE GOING TO LIKE!

My favorite fruit, the rambutan, is covered in

weird purple hair. It looks more like something

you d keep as a pet than something you d want

to put in your mouth. If I hadn t tried it, I would

never have discovered how much I LOVE IT.

So do your best to try new stuff-no matter

how ugly it may be. Maybe you ll hate it.

But maybe, just maybe, you ll discover

your favorite food of all time!

Rambutan
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Maybe you are very sophisticated and you have already

been invited to dozens of sleepovers and slumber

parties. But for most of us, 8 is when the party starts.

Go ahead and have a blast. You are going to remember

these wild and crazy nights for the rest of your life.
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Since you re just getting started, you re probably not sure

what you ll need to bring-or what you ll do once you get

there. Don t sweat it. I ve got you covered!

What yOU ll Need

Make sure you pack some comfortable pajamas, a

toothbrush, and a change of clothes (you may be too

tired to put them on in the morning, but it s good to

have them just in case).

I RECoMMEND TAKING

A little treat for your friend s parents. Perhaps some

flowers or cookies. It s not required, but it will make

them like you. And you d be surprised how much you

can get away with after you ve given someone a few

tulips or a tasty cookie.

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