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Le téléchargement nécessite un accès à la bibliothèque YouScribe Tout savoir sur nos offres
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2010
Le téléchargement nécessite un accès à la bibliothèque YouScribe Tout savoir sur nos offres
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01 mai 2010
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English
Publié par
Publié le
01 mai 2010
Nombre de lectures
6
Licence :
Langue
English
Written by
Edgar Wright & Michael Bacall
Based On The Graphic Novels by
Bryan Lee O'Malley
May 13, 2010
1 EXT. TORONTO RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY 1
Snowy suburbs of Toronto. From a nondescript house we hear:
Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?
2 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' KITCHEN - DAY 2
Four twenty-somethings lounge around a small kitchen table. STEPHEN STILLS, 25, shaggy hair, Canadian Cowboy chic.
Really? Is she hot? KIM PINE, 22, cute, bitter, sweatshirt with a zipper.
How old are you now, Scott? Like twenty-eight?
I'm not playing your little games.
So you've been out of high school for like, 13 years and-
I'm twenty-two. Twenty-two!
And you're dating a high school girl? Not bad, not bad. YOUNG NEIL, 20, simple mind, layered T-shirts.
Like, did you guys 'do it' yet? SCOTT PILGRIM, 22, fresh faced and charmingly cocky with an unruly yet adorable mop of hair.
We have done many things. We ride the bus. We have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went and about her friends and, um...you know...drama.
Yeah, okay, have you even kissed her?
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 1A.
2 CONTINUED: 2
We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed.
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 2.
2 CONTINUED: (2) 2
Well. Aren't you pleased as punch?
So, what's her name?
(pleased as punch)
Knives Chau. She's Chinese.
(under his breath)
Chinese... Young Neil pauses his Nintendo DS.
Wicked! How'd you meet her?
I believe I mentioned the bus? Scott Pilgrim prepares to tell an amazing story:
3 INT. THE BUS - NIGHT 3
KNIVES CHAU, 17, cute and innocent with clothes to match, sits next to her mother, MOTHER CHAU, 45, demanding.
You are seventeen year old! Time to get interested in boy!
Mom! Knives DROPS her bag, books scattering everywhere.
You drop book. Knives crouches down to pick up her books, grumbling.
Hey... Knives looks up to see the cute and gallant SCOTT PILGRIM holding her books. TEXT appears in an on-screen box:
"SCOTT PILGRIM, 22 YEARS OLD, RATING: AWESOME." Stars appear in Knives's eyes. Scott grins heroically. Scott winks at Knives. Scott winks at the camera.
INTEGRATED FINAL 2A.
4 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' KITCHEN - DAY 4
Back in the kitchen, everyone looks at Scott...
Is that seriously the end of the story?
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 3.
4 CONTINUED: 4
Yes. It is. Young Neil unpauses his Nintendo DS.
So when do we get to meet her?
Oh please. Let it be soon. DINGY DONG! The doorbell rings. Scott smiles broadly.
That's for me.
5 INT/EXT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - DAY 5
An eager Knives stands outside. Scott opens the door a crack.
You promise to be good?
Of course I'll be good!
No, really. Please be good.
Am I normally not? Stephen Stills comes to the door and peers through.
Oh, hey. Knives, this is Stephen Stills. He's the talent.
Hey. STILLS shuts the door on a confused Knives.
Is she gonna geek out on us?
She'll just sit in the corner, man.
I mean, I want her to geek out on us.
She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 3A.
5 CONTINUED: 5 Stephen Stills quickly opens the door and waves Knives in.
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 4.
5 CONTINUED: (2) 5
You're good.
6 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - DAY 6
Knives enters, looking around the rehearsal pad with awe: Bare bulb, ratty rug, drums, guitar, bass, LAME BRAND amps.
Wow.
Knives, that's Kim. Lemme get your coat. Scott throws Knives' coat on the floor. Knives waves.
Hi, sorry, what was your name?
Kim.
You play the drums? REVEAL Kim sitting behind the drumset, sticks in her hands.
...yes.
That is so awesome.
Knives, that's Young Neil.
Hi. What do you play?
Uh, wow...Zelda...Tetris...that's kind of a big question. Knives stares blankly at Young Neil, who finally gets it.
Oh. I'm not in the band. I just live here. Sex Bob-Omb has geared up. Amps hum to life.
Let's start with Launchpad McQuack.
That's not the actual title of the-
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 5.
6 CONTINUED: 6
KIM PINE
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! 1-2-3-4! Kim BASHES the kit and Sex Bob-Omb EXPLODE INTO ROCK! GUITAR
AND BASS LEADS LEAP INTO THE AIR, SPELLING OUT OUR TITLE...
TITLES continue over the song as the small rehearsal space seems to GROW with the music. Stephen Stills barks unintelligable lyrics. Knives watches, jaw ajar. The song ends, feedback lingering.
You guys...are so...amazing.
7 EXT. BUS STOP - EVENING 7
Scott bids adieu to a stunned Knives as she gets on a bus.
I can't even...Sex Bob-Omb. Amazing.
8 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' ROOM - EVENING 8
The band and Young Neil lounge around Stephen Stills' room.
She seems nice.
Yeaaah.
She seems awesome.
Yeaaah.
Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it.
Yeaaah...wait, what?
I mean, are you really happy or are you really evil?
Like, do I have ulterior motives or something? I'm offended, Kim.
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 6.
8 CONTINUED: 8
Wounded even?
Hurt, Kim.
You? Hurt? Scott takes a breath, turns to Young Neil.
Neil, you were saying she seems awesome.
Yeah, she seems awesome.
Yeaaaah...
9 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - EVENING 9
Scott hangs his coat up in a tiny, one room apartment. He turns to WALLACE WELLS, dark hair, arched eyebrow, disloyal.
"WALLACE WELLS, ROOMMATE, 24 YEARS OLD, FUN FACT: HE IS GAY!"
Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes, I'm dating a 17 year old. Wallace looks up from the NOW magazine he's reading.
Is he cute?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
Do you see another bed in here? TINY BOXES OF TEXT indicate the ownership of the items in the one room flat: 95% belongs to Wallace, FUTON included.
Yeah. You're totally my bitch forever.
So. The whole seventeen year old thing. Don't tell too many people.
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 6A.
9 CONTINUED: 9
Hey, you know me.
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 7.
9 CONTINUED: (2) 9
I mean. Don't tell my sister.
You know me. Wallace tosses the NOW magazine aside, starts texting.
Who are you texting? RINGY RING. The phone goes. Scott picks up.
Seventeen years old? Scandal! Intercut with STACEY PILGRIM, cute, peppy barista, gabbing on her cellphone in THE SECOND CUP. A sign behind her reads '�If you are using your cellphone, you will not be served'�.
"STACEY PILGRIM, YOUNGER SISTER, 19, RATING: 'T' FOR TEEN."
That's not true. Who told you?
Wallace. Duh.
That gossipy bitch.
You know me. Scott turns to see Wallace on a second cordless.
Wallace! Wallace clicks off. Scott sinks into an armchair.
Who is this mysterious child you date?
Her name is Knives. Knives Chau.
A seventeen year old Chinese schoolgirl? You're ridiculous.
It's a Catholic school too.
With the uniform and everything?
(CONTINUED)
INTEGRATED FINAL 8.
9 CONTINUED: (3) 9
Yeah, the whole deal.
Oh my God, you haven't-
No no no. We haven't even held hands. I think she hugged me once.
Um, Scott. Why are you doing this?
I don't know...it's just nice, you know? It's just...simple.
It's been over a year since you got dumped by she-who-will-not-be-named. Scott glances down at the partially obscured NOW magazine, looking into the HOT GIRL'S EYES on the back cover album ad.
So, are you legitimately moving on, or is this just you being insane? Scott looks at a strip of photobooth pictures: he smiles next to a hot redhead in happier times.
Can I get back to you on that? A SCHOOL BELL clangs loudly...
10 EXT. CATHOLIC SCHOOL - DAY 10
Wallace and Scott stand outside a CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL. Uniformed boys and girls pour out.
I do not want to be here. At all.
This school has boys too.
I hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a seventeen year old.
Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating, more like...
(CONTINUED)