The Faculty Lounge, livre ebook

Offering cocktails for every academic occasion along with spirited, amusing commentary, The Faculty Lounge is the perfect gift for graduate students, tenure-track professors, and disillusioned administrators.

From Chapter 2: For the Faculty Member

Are you about to assume a departmental service role?
Are you facing the prospect of another three-hour faculty meeting?
Are you a junior faculty member who was just "kindly asked" to sit on that brand new University Committee of Learning Outcome Metrics Redesign Preparation?
Are you a department chair currently working on next semester's teaching schedule?
These recipes are for you.

The Professor's Punch

2 oz brown rum
1 oz lime juice
1 oz fresh orange juice
1 oz tart cherry juice
Splash of grenadine
A dash or two of orange bitters

Combine rum, lime juice, orange juice, tart cherry juice, grenadine, and orange bitters in a mixing glass with ice. Stir, and serve on ice with a maraschino cherry or a pineapple wedge.
A classic for the professor who is dreaming of a tropical island vacation (or a visit to the archives at least) but instead is facing office hours and a faculty meeting.

Introduction
1. For the Graduate Student
2. For the Faculty Member
3. For Teaching & Grading
4. For the Conference Attendee
5. For Researching & Writing
6. For the Administrator
7. Toast Your Favorite Intellectual
Epilogue
A Note on Ingredients
Tools
Recipes by Liquor & Cordial