Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook
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Gross has never been so tasty with this illustrated children's cookbook from Topps and the Garbage Pail Kids brand, featuring more than 35 zany, kid-friendly recipes and an introduction by R.L. Stine Learn to cook and eat like a real Garbage Pail Kid with more than 35 delicious-and mostly healthy-recipes from Elisabeth Weinberg, a New York City-based chef and Chopped champion, and her husband, Matt Stine. Young chefs will have fun making and eating recipes from Nasty Nick's Garlic Snots to Rob Slob's Garbage Pail Slaw and Adam Bomb's Blender Blasters! This easy-to-follow book also features a section of science experiments, an introduction by R.L. Stine, full-color illustrations by celebrated Garbage Pail Kids artist Joe Simko, and plenty of outrageous humor that is guaranteed to appeal to every generation of Garbage Pail Kids fans.

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Publié par
Date de parution 27 septembre 2022
Nombre de lectures 0
EAN13 9781647006235
Langue English
Poids de l'ouvrage 1 Mo

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To our own Garbage Pail Kids, Devilish Dylan and Mischievous Mia. You make our lives wild, weird, messy, hilarious, and fun . And we love every minute of it! Well, maybe you could clean up after yourselves . . . once in a while .
Library of Congress Control Number 2021951863
ISBN 978-1-4197-6069-3
eISBN 978-1-64700-623-5
Copyright 2022 The Topps Company, Inc.
TM The Topps Company, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Garbage Pail Kids and GPK are registered trademarks of the Topps Company, Inc.
and is officially licensed by The Topps Company, Inc.
Text by Elisabeth Weinberg and Matt Stine
Illustrations by Joe Simko
Introduction by R.L. Stine
Book design by Scott Richardson
CREDITS FOR ORIGINAL GPK STICKERS
Tom Bunk: this page : Diaper Dan (Series 5, 1986: 183a); this page : Saucy Sarah (All-New Series 3, 2004: 3a); this page : Eerie Eric (Series 3, 1986: 116a); this page : Pat Splat (Series 3, 1986: 89b); this page : Gulpin Gabe (Series 12, 1988: 479a); this page : Cornelia Flake (Series 15, 1988: 587a).
Brent Engstrom: this page : Dung Beetle Baily (All-New Series 7, 2007: 18b); this page : Tater Todd (Food Fight!, 2021: 72b); this page : Magic Ian (2015 Series 1, 7a); this page : Doughnut Hole Joel (Food Fight!, 2021: 15a); this page : Sculpted Scott (All-New Series 7, 2007: 41a).
David Gross: this page : Dipping Derrick (Food Fight!, 2021: 17a).
Joe McWilliams: this page : Adam Bomb (Food Fight!, 2021: 58a).
John Pound: this page : Adam Bomb (Series 1, 1985: 8a); this page : Cheesy Charlie (All-New Series 1, 2003: 9a); this page : Nasty Nick (Series 1, 1985: 1a); this page : Apple Cory (Series 3, 1986: 121a); this page : Junkfood John (Series 1, 1985: 2a); this page : Luke Puke (Series 5, 1986: 170b); this page : New Wave Dave (Series 1, 1985: 30a); this page : Babbling Brooke (Series 3, 1986: 120a); this page : Eve Droppin (Series 6, 1986: 240b); this page : Fishy Phyllis (Series 3, 1986: 108b); this page : Dead Ted (Series 1, 1985: 5a); this page : Rob Slob (Series 2, 1985: 52b); this page : Weird Wendy (Series 1, 1985: 16a); this page : Potty Scotty (Series 1, 1985: 14a); this page : Acne Amy (Series 2, 1985: 77b); this page : Brainy Janie (Series 1, 1985: 27a); this page : Leaky Lindsay (Series 2, 1985: 45a); this page : Mushy Marsha (Series 3, 1986: 101a); this page : Cracked Jack (Series 2, 1985: 58a); this page : Mad Max (Series 2, 1986: 72a).
Joe Simko: this page : Finger Lick Ken (Food Fight!, 2021: 31a); this page : Parma John (Brand-New Series 2, 2013: 88b); this page : Marsh Marlow (Brand-New Series 2, 2013: 56b).
James Warhola: this page : Walter Melon (Series 10, 1987: 405b); this page : Pam Ham (Series 6, 1986: 232a).
Published in 2022 by Abrams Books for Young Readers, an imprint of ABRAMS. All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the publisher.
Abrams is a registered trademark of Harry N. Abrams, Inc.
ABRAMS The Art of Books 195 Broadway, New York, NY 10007 abramsbooks.com
INTRODUCTION BY R.L. STINE
PREFACE BY ADAM BOMB
HANDY SANDY S HELPFUL HINTS AND SAFETY TIPS
SPEW-WORTHY SNACKS
Cheesy Charlie s Pizza Snotcorn
Finger Lick Ken s Finger Dippers
Dung Beetle Baily s Tasty Turds
Walter Melon s Moldy Melon Fries
Nasty Nick s Garlic Snots
Apple Cory s Squirmy Wormy Salsa with Cinnamon Chips
LOSE-YOUR-LUNCH LUNCHES
Junkfood John s Junk Food Sandwich
Luke Puke s Hurling Hummus Holes
Pam Ham s Stuffed Brain Bundles
New Wave Dave s Punked-Up Pinwheels
Babbling Brooke s BB J
Diaper Dan s Dirty Diapers
MESSY MAIN DISHES
Saucey Sarah s Sloppy Spaghetti Sliders
Eve Droppin s Wax n Cheese
Fishy Phyllis s Frying Pan Sizzlers
Parma John s Mamma Mia Queso-dilla
Dead Ted s Maggot Chili
Eerie Eric s Howlin Hand Meatloaf
STOMACH-TURNING SIDES
Tater Todd s Chocolate Spuds and Bugs
Rob Slob s Garbage Pail Salad
Magic Ian s Magical Mystery Casserole
Pat Splat s Flat n Smashed Griddlers
Gulpin Gabe s Face Stuffers
Weird Wendy s Creepy Cauldron Stew
DISGUSTINGLY DECADENT DESSERTS
Doughnut Hole Joel s Doughmuffs
Marsh Marlow s Drippy S mores Bars
Cornelia Flake s Bottom-of-the-Bowl Cereal Cookies
Dipping Derrick s Double-Dipper Dips
Potty Scotty s Poop Cookies
Adam Bomb s Blender Blasters
Acne Amy s Pimple Poppers
BRAINY JANIE S FOOD SCIENCE LAB
Leaky Lindsay s Edible Slime
Sculpted Scott s Squish-tastic GPKdough
Mushy Marsha s Wacky Ice Cream
Cracked Jack s Go Suck an Egg
Mad Max s Magic Muck
OUT WITH A BANG ! BY ADAM BOMB
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ABOUT THE CREATORS
INTRODUCTION
R.L. STINE
Are mealtimes scary at your house?
Kids, is the meatloaf dry and the salad wet and the potatoes lumpy and bumpy-and you don t even know what that gray pile is on the side of your plate?
Parents, would you describe your kids as picky eaters? They won t eat the chicken because there s too much skin? Someone dared put sauce on the spaghetti noodles? Two foods are touching each other on the plate, so now they re spoiled and can t be eaten?
My job is to make readers scream-but not at mealtime!
If you are a picky eater, or if you re a grownup with problem eaters, I think you may have just solved your problem. You have picked up the right book.
Here is a collection of hilarious, outrageous recipes. You will love eating these crazy creations. And just as important, you will love creating these dishes in the kitchen together as a family.
This is an activity book. It s a recipe book. And it s a million-laughs book. And, you will discover, the book has a very big secret.
Picky eaters will eat up the food-as well as the yucky humor.
For the past couple of years, I ve been cooking up yucky humor in a book series I ve been writing about the Garbage Pail Kids. In my books, Brainy Janie, Adam Bomb, Luke Puke, and a bunch of other kids live together in the town of Smellville, in a big house with no parents in sight. Their motto: We re not bad kids. We just don t know any better.
Yes, the kids are ghastly. They are rude, lazy, sloppy, ignorant, wacky, confused, loud, and downright weird. Which, of course, is why generations of kids love them so much.
And it s why eating like a Garbage Pail Kid is so appealing.
Why not start out with a few of my favorite dishes? Herd the family into the kitchen, collect the simple and simply ridiculous ingredients, and start to whip up your next meal.
How about Luke Puke s Hurling Hummus Holes? Hard to resist-and healthy! Or maybe start out with Diaper Dan s Dirty Diapers? Sure, it sounds disgusting. What did you expect from the Garbage Pail Kids? But trust me, you won t be able to eat just one.
As a scary guy, my favorite item is Eerie Eric s Howlin Hand Meatloaf. Yes, meatloaf shaped as a terrifying monster hand. How much fun will you have molding meat into a monster shape? You ll completely forget that it s actually just meatloaf!
Pam Ham s Stuffed Brain Bundles is another gross favorite of mine. Brains never tasted so good. And while you re at it, try Saucey Sarah s Sloppy Spaghetti Sliders to go with it. Or maybe Dead Ted s Maggot Chili. Another gruesome but wholesome winner.
You ll have a lot of fun preparing these rude and revolting foods. And, believe me, you ll be eating like Garbage Pail Kids in no time.
Now, here s the big secret to this book: The food looks like something from a horror movie-but the dishes are all delicious .
They were dreamed up by Elisabeth Weinberg, a New York City chef and a Chopped Champion on the Food Network, and her husband, Matt Stine (who happens to be my son), a devoted GPK fan from back in the day. Recently, Matt found a tattered box in a closet that contained his Garbage Pail Kids card collection from the 80s. The old stickers brought him a lot of memories-and are the real inspiration for this book.
Once the recipes were written, Chef Elisabeth prepared them all and fed the results to her family. Not only did we survive, but we all agreed the crazy foods she and Matt concocted are tasty and terrific. And even the pickiest eaters came back for seconds!
So go ahead. Dig in. Have fun in the kitchen-and at the table. And please-save me a few of Nasty Nick s Garlic Snots!
PREFACE
ADAM BOMB
Hi, my name is Adam Bomb. I m a Garbage Pail Kid and I love to cook!
I have a total blast when I m in the kitchen. I can really set the place on fire . When smoke explodes from the top of my head like a mushroom cloud, it even looks like I m wearing a chef s hat!
I live in a house in Smellville with my other Garbage Pail Kid friends. When we re not getting into trouble at school or making paper airplanes out of boogers, we all like to blow off some steam by cooking up a storm .
At the end of the day, it looks like a bomb exploded in our kitchen. I m talking eggs on the windows, sauce on the walls, and meatballs rolling around on the floor. We ve got so many dirty dishes piled up in the sink, you can climb them all the way up to the ceiling!
We re not bad kids. We just don t know any better. We even remember to clean up after ourselves . . . once in a while! Rob Slob licks all the pots and pans until they re almost spotless. Luke Puke hurls on the counters and then wipes them down so you can barely see any chunks. And Potty Scotty grabs a toilet brush and mops the floor with buckets of water from the toilet bowl. Sometimes he even flushes the toilet before he fills the buckets! When our cleaning crew is done, the kitchen looks as good as new. (Well, new for a Garbage Pail Kid!)
One day, Pat Splat was smashing up a batch of his Flat n Smashed Griddlers, and Dead Ted was adding the final maggot to his Maggot Chili. I stepped over a pile of half-eaten pizza crusts and thought to myself: Why should we be the only ones having this much fun in the kitchen? If only there were a

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