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Date de parution
18 mai 2022
Nombre de lectures
0
EAN13
9781528782838
Langue
English
Poids de l'ouvrage
1 Mo
Publié par
Date de parution
18 mai 2022
Nombre de lectures
0
EAN13
9781528782838
Langue
English
Poids de l'ouvrage
1 Mo
CONTENTS
BILL THE MINDER
THE KING OF TROY
THE ANCIENT MARINER
THE TRIPLETS
GOOD AUNT GALLADIA
THE DOCTOR
THE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN
THE SICILIAN CHAR-WOMAN
THE INTERVAL
THE REAL SOLDIER
THE WILD MAN
THE MUSICIAN
THE LOST GROCER
THE MERCHANT S WIFE
THE CAMP-FOLLOWERS
THE SIEGE OF TROY
THE END
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
COLOURED PLATES
FRONTISPIECE
THE KING OF TROY COMPELLED TO ASK HIS WAY
THE SPORT OF EVERY MER-KID
HE WAS ALWAYS AT HAND
I FELL FROM MY POSITION
THE LORD MAYOR HELD A LONG COUNCIL
THE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN
BASIL HERBERT DEVELOPS A CHILBLAIN
AND LEFT HIM TO HAVE HIS CRY OUT
REGINALD COMPLETELY LOST HIS TEMPER
HARMLESS INDEED WERE OUR JOYS
AND PLAYED IT FOR MY DELIGHT
FOLLOWED HIM AT THE GREATEST SPEED
BRINGING WITH THEM A LITTLE OLD MAN
THEY CAME UPON A GREAT STONE SPHINX
CLOSELY OBSERVED FROM THE WATCH TOWERS
BILL THE MINDER
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
HIS HOWLS BECAME TERRIFIC
ALWAYS INVENTING NEW WAYS OF MINDING
YOUNG TOOTH-CUTTERS FORGOT THEIR TROUBLES
THE ONLY MINDER OF THE DISTRICT
TAILPIECE
THE KING OF TROY
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
HE CLIMBED THE RICK
HE COMMENCED HIS TALE
WHAT A TIME WE HAD
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE ANCIENT MARINER
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
I SIGN ON AS CABIN BOY
I WENT ON WITH MY SANDWICHES
FOR YEARS WE SAILED
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE TRIPLETS
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
ENDEAVOURING TO COMFORT THE OLD MAN
WE GREW UP IN COMPARATIVE HAPPINESS
THE TRIPLETS ACCOMPANY THE ARMY
TAILPIECE
GOOD AUNT GALLADIA
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
I JUST MANAGED TO REACH THE EGGS
I ANGLE THE AIR
I ERECTED MY POLE ON THE SANDS
ITS OLD STATELY SELF AGAIN
THE DOCTOR
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
FAR SOONER HAVE THE MUMPS
THE PUFF BAKER
TREATED WITH DELICIOUS JALAPS
AS SOME PATIENT PREPARED HIS DOSE
THE VERY SPARROWS GREW THIN
POSTCARD
POSTCARD
TAILPIECE
THE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
BOWING POLITELY TO THE PILLAR-BOXES
THE CHURCH STEEPLE HAD BEEN REMOVED
STANDING ALONE UPON THE WALLS
DANGLING BY HIS LEGS
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE SICILIAN CHAR-WOMAN
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
I TOOK LEAVE OF MY SORROWING FATHER
HARDLY DISGUISING HIS EFFORTS TO IGNORE ME
THEY WERE COMPELLED TO SEND FOR A PHYSICIAN
THE IMPROVEMENT WAS MAINTAINED
DISCOVERED A CLOVE KERNEL
VIGNETTE
THE INTERVAL
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
I FELL ON TO THE PARSNIP
THEY ALL ONCE MORE STARTED
ON THEIR ADVENTUROUS JOURNEY
THE WHOLE CAMP WAS FAST ASLEEP
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE REAL SOLDIER
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
THE REAL SOLDIER
BUT HOLD! CRIED THE PRESIDENT
YOUR FATE BE UPON YOUR OWN HEAD
FLOUNDERING ABOUT IN THE SEA
IN EXPECTATION OF THEIR LEADER
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE WILD MAN
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
I PLEADED MY CASE
AND KILLED IT ON THE SPOT
WE COOKED ONE GREAT STEAK
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE MUSICIAN
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
SHE NOW MADE OFF TO THE WOODS
HE WOULD CLIMB TO THE TOPMOST BRANCHES
SWEEPING THE DEAD LEAVES
WITH NO OTHER WEALTH THAN MY CONCERTINA
TAILPIECE
THE LOST GROCER
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
AFFECTED BY HIS STORY
PLUMP INTO THE RIVER WE WENT
THERE GREW IN FRONT OF ME A GREAT MOUND
SNEEZING AND SNEEZING
THE MERCHANT S WIFE
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
MOPING ABOUT THE COMMON
KEPT HIM OUT OF MISCHIEF
GLORIOUS TARTS AND SWEETS
IT DIDN T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU ATE
TAILPIECE
THE CAMP-FOLLOWERS
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
THE HEADS SERVED FOR DOLLS
YOU ARE NOW OUR ONLY HOPE
I FISHED AND FISHED AND FISHED
TAILPIECE
VIGNETTE
THE SIEGE OF TROY
TITLE-PAGE
HEADPIECE
PLAN OF SIEGE
THESE PARCELS WERE NOW LABELLED
AND PACKED HIM OFF TO PERSIA
TROY BECAME THE HAPPIEST TOWN
THE END
VIGNETTE
BILL THE MINDER
OLD CRISPIN, the mushroom gatherer, and his good wife Chloe had ten children, and nine of them were bad-tempered. There was Chad, the youngest and most bad-tempered of the lot, Hannibal and Quentin the twins, Randall with the red head, Noah, Ratchett the short-sighted, Nero the worrit, weeping Biddulph and Knut. The only good-tempered child was a little girl named Boadicea.
It is well known that a boy usually takes after his father, and a girl after her mother, and these children were no exception to the rule, for the boys all resembled old Crispin, whose temper had been rather tried, poor man, by the early hours at which he had to rise, in order to gather the mushrooms when they were quite new and young. On the other hand, Boadicea could only have inherited her good-temper from Chloe, who without doubt was the most good-tempered dame alive.
Now it is quite true that any one who cares to rise early enough in the morning may gather mushrooms, and plenty of them, too, but those who do so only now and again, and merely for amusement, little know the hard life of the professional gatherer, or the skill and judgment he has to cultivate in order to carry on his work with any success.
In the course of time Crispin became so well skilled that he could not only tell a mushroom from a toadstool at the distance of two hundred yards, but his hearing became so acute that he could even hear them growing, and learnt to distinguish the sound of each as it broke through the earth. Indeed, he had no need for any alarm to wake him from his heavy slumbers and call him to his work in the fields. However cautiously a mushroom made its appearance, at its first rumble, old Crispin would jump from his hard bed, hastily dress himself, and, often without tasting a morsel of breakfast, be out of the house and on to the field in time to see the newcomer pop its head through the earth. This he would pick, and then he would hop about with his head on one side listening for others like some old starling listening for worms, at the same time mewing like a cat to frighten away the birds that prey on the mushrooms. He was then able to fill his basket with the very freshest crop and take them round to people s houses in time for breakfast.
With such anxious work it will be readily understood that few mushroom gatherers can remain in the best of health for many years, and it so happened that in time the anxieties connected with the gathering of mushrooms began to affect old Crispin, so that he fell ill and completely lost his appetite. Chloe called in the doctor, but the latter at first could do nothing for him. He painted Crispin s chest and then his back with iodine; he rubbed him well with the roots of sarsaparilla; he made him sleep first on his right side, then on his left, and finally covered him in brown paper plasters and dock-leaf poultices and sent him to the sea-side with strict injunctions to take to seabathing, running, and aeroplaning, but it was all of no avail.
With the assistance of Boadicea, Chloe now tried to tempt her husband with every known and unknown dish, and when these failed, like a good wife, she invented others. She made trifles of vegetable marrow, tartlets of hen feathers to soothe the nerves, salads of spinach and carraway comfits, delicacies composed of porridge and mint, and the most luscious stews of pine-cones and lard. She then tried him with even lighter dishes, but it was no good. He became thinner and thinner every day, and his temper was growing shorter and shorter, when at last, to her great joy, she succeeded in making a jelly that really seemed to take his fancy.
At first there was little or no sign of improvement, yet he ate a very small portion of the jelly every day, and with this the anxious wife and daughter had to be contented for some time. He had remained in this state for weeks when Chloe resolved slightly to increase his portion. Finding that this did not disagree with him, but that, instead, he became a little stouter and a little better every day, she continued gradually giving him more and more.
At last she discovered that the more Crispin ate of this jelly, the greater his appetite became. In fact, if the truth be told, the old gentleman became in time not only quite well and very stout but also somewhat greedy. At all events, Chloe found that instead of being able to devote more time to her children, after restoring her husband s appetite, she had to give up more and more time to cooking. Crispin now spent the whole day in eating, and things went from bad to very bad, and from very bad to worse. Boadicea assisted her mother to the utmost, yet Chloe, worked almost to death, was at length compelled to look out for a minder, in order that her children might not be entirely neglected.
Many minders from all parts applied for employment, and, as a test of their skill, she set them the task of cheering the unfortunate Chad, who was cutting all his double teeth at the same time. Some tried to cheer him by singing to him, some by dancing to him; one even hoped to gladden the boy by jumping over him backwards and with a pleasant smile dropping on the grass in front of him. Again, some thought to distract him by running swiftly with him several times round the well, which only made him very ill. Another energetic young minder stood on his head in front of the child for at least ten minutes, which, instead of cheering the lad, nearly frightened him to death. One minder, more experienced than the rest, tried to make him forget his ache by giving him other aches to think of with the aid of a slipper, which he maintained he had succeeded in doing. However, he was not elected, for, try as they would, no one could discover for which ache the child was crying.
Many methods were tried, but none with even the smallest success; in fact, the competition greatly increased the child s discomfort. His howls became terrific, and so heartrending that, as a last resource, Chloe sent for her nephew Bill, who cleaned the boots. Now no one had suspected Bill of having the makings of a good minder in him, but it happened that he knew Chad s little ways, and so, to everybody s surpri