Punch or the London Charivari, September 9, 1914

The Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch or the London Charivari, September 9,1914, by VariousThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.orgTitle: Punch or the London Charivari, September 9, 1914Author: VariousEditor: Owen SeamanRelease Date: November 29, 2008 [EBook #27360]Language: English*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH ***Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the OnlineDistributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.netPUNCH,OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.Vol. 147September 9, 1914.CHARIVARIA.The Deutsche Tageszeitung says:—"Our present war with England shall not be done by halves; it is no war to bestopped by 'notice,' but by a proper settlement. Otherwise the peace we all desire would be both rotten and dangerous."Your wish shall be respected, Deutsche Tageszeitung.The fines which Germany has been imposing so lavishly on towns and provinces will, a commercial friend informs us,ultimately prove to be what are known in City circles as "temporary loans."By the way, The Globe tells us that the Kaiser was once known to his English relatives as "The Tin Soldier." In view of hispassion for raising tin by these predatory methods this title might be revived.The German threat that they will make "Gurken-salad" of the Goorkhas, leaves these ...