Potash and Perlmutter Settle Things

Project Gutenberg's Potash and Perlmutter Settle Things, by Montague Glass This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org Title: Potash and Perlmutter Settle Things Author: Montague Glass Release Date: November 28, 2006 [EBook #19948] Language: English Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE *** Produced by Suzanne Shell and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS BOOKS BY MONTAGUE GLASS POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS WORRYING WON'T WIN HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK [ESTABLISHED 1817] "he gives himself dead away by getting sore." POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS by MONTAGUE GLASS Author of "Worrying Won't Win" Harper & Brothers Publishers New York and London POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS Copyright, 1919, by Harper & Brothers Printed in the United States of America Published September, 1919 CONTENTS CHAP. PAGE I. THEY ARRIVE, AND SO DOES THE PRESIDENT 1 II. SETTLING THE PRELIMINARIES 15 III. THE PRESIDENT'S VISIT TO ENGLAND 24 IV. EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING SATISFACTORILY—MAYBE 33 V. THIS HERE PEACE CONFERENCE—IT NEEDS PUBLICITY 42 VI. JOINING THE LEGION OF HONOR 52 VII. SOME CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS FOR THE KAISER 62 VIII.