Love Among the Chickens - A Story of the Haps and Mishaps on an English Chicken Farm

The Project Gutenberg EBook of Love Among the Chickens, by P. G. Wodehouse This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org Title: Love Among the Chickens A Story of the Haps and Mishaps on an English Chicken Farm Author: P. G. Wodehouse Illustrator: Armand Both Release Date: February 6, 2007 [EBook #20532] Language: English Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LOVE AMONG THE CHICKENS *** Produced by Suzanne Shell, Arthur Robinson, Sankar Viswanathan, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net "Never mind the ink, old horse. It'll soak in." LOVE AMONG THE CHICKENS A STORY OF THE HAPS AND MISHAPS ON AN ENGLISH CHICKEN FARM BY P. G. WODEHOUSE ILLUSTRATED BY ARMAND BOTH NEW YORK THE CIRCLE PUBLISHING COMPANY 1909 Copyright, 1908, by A. E. BAERMAN CONTENTS CHAPTER PAGE I. —A Letter with a Postscript 1 II. —Ukridge's Scheme 17 III. —Waterloo, Some Fellow-travelers, and a Girl with Brown Hair 33 IV. —The Arrival 48 V. —Buckling to 65 VI. —Mr. Garnet's Narrative. Has to do with a Reunion 80 VII. —The Entente Cordiale is Sealed 93 VIII. —A Little Dinner at Ukridge's 110 IX. —Dies Iræ 127 X. —I Enlist the Services of a Minion 137 XI. —The Brave Preserver 155 XII.