The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (Ford Fairlane )

FORD FAIRLANE Screenplay by Dan Waters Story by Jay Cappe & Dave Arnott Based on a character Created by Rex Weiner A Silver Pictures ProductionMay 1,1989 [NOTE:THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPT CONTAINED SCENE NUMBERS.THESE HAVE NOT BEEN RETAINED FOR THIS SOFT (TEXT) COPY.] EXT. ENIGMATIC BODY OF WATER - SUNSET The VIEWER'S VIEWPOINT breathlessly GLIDES OVER a body of water. INT. HELICOPTER DRESSING ROOM BOBBY VOMIT charges through what seems to be a typically- deliciously- trashed dressing room, barking into a phone headgear apparatus.His wire rim glasses amusingly con- trast with his traditional rock star look of shoulder- length blond hair and red-tank-top-over-black-spandex. His pacing reveals a helicopter pilot in the b.g., flying the dressing room. VOMIT Wha-at!... No, no, I can't do it tomorrow.I'm taping a Rock Against Drugs spot.It's important to me... Vomit savagely snorts into a vial of crystal methe. Behind him, a big blanket on a couch rises up, becoming a giggling lump. PILOT (O.S.) Five minutes, Mister Vomit. VOMIT Thanks, man... Don't worry, Johnny, I have it with me now.I'll just put it in a little protection program. He can't stop us, man, no way. Vomit rips off his headgear and looks to a purse on the couch just as the purse's owner, a cancer-curing beauty wearing nothing but an oversize I (picture of a heart) Black Vomit T-shirt, bursts out from under the blanket, sipping from a pink bottle of wine cooler.Her name is ZUZU PETALS. ZUZU Peek-a-boo!