South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

"South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut By Trey Parker Matt Stone & Pam Brady Eighth Draft January 21, 1999 FADE IN: Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in. PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town nestled in the hills. A wooden sign tells us this is South Park. EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY Birds fly into the air, TOWNSPEOPLE smile to each other as they walk by. It is a scene reminiscent of, if not directly ripped off from, the opening number of 'Beauty and the Beast'. A little eight year old boy walks happily down the street. He is STAN MARSH, a noble looking boy with piercing blue eyes and a strong chin. As he walks, he sings a happy song. STAN I'm going to the movies To see the brighter side of life! I'm going to the movie Everything's gonna be alright! Forget all my troubles Put my own life on hold Let a studio tell me how I should view the world Where everything works out I love it that way I'm going to the movies The movies today! Stan merrily walks up to a crappy looking house. INT. BEDROOM - MORNING We are in a young boy's bedroom, just as his alarm clock goes off. BRRRRRTTT!!! RADIO ANNOUNCER Good morning South Park! It's five-thirty a.m. on Sunday!! Time to feed the horses and water the cows!! From the back, we see the blond haired kid sit up from his bed. He stretches, and then walks over to his closet.