Scary movie

EXT DREW'S HOUSE � NIGHT Modest home on the outskirts of town where no one can hear you scream, HALLOWEEN NIGHT. INT. DREW'S KITCHEN � NIGHT CLOSE ON YOUNG HOLLYWOOD STARLET, A LITTLE ADORABLE SEXPOT WE WOULD ALL LOVE TO SEE KILLED FOR THIS SCENE. She grabs a tin skillet of "Jiffy Pop" and puts it on the lit stove. PHONE RINGS. She answers. DREW Hello. A raspy male voice with a southern accent familiar to most Americans. V.O. BILL Hey baby, what are you wearing? I got a new box of cigars I want you to� DREW Hi Bill.Look, I can't talk right now. V.O. BILL Aw, come on.It took two bottles of Wild Turkey to get Hillary to sleep. Can't you just talk for a minute? DREW I'm sorry.I can't.I got company coming any second. V.O. BILL Alright, well give me a kiss. She blows him a kiss. V.O. BILL (CONT'D) Remember baby, who's yo daddy! A long tongue comes through the phone and licks her face. She slams down the phone. DREW Pervert. Phone rings again. DREW Look Bill, I told you� SCARY VOICE Who's Bill?Is that your boyfriend? DREW Who is this? SCARY VOICE Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. DREW I don't think so. SCARY VOICE What's that noise? DREW Oops, I farted, I didn't think you would hear me. SCARY VOICE No, that popping noise. DREW Oh, I'm making popcorn.I'm getting ready to watch a video. SCARY VOICE Really?What's it called? DREW Big black jocks� it's my favorite.There's this guy in it, Jimmy dang a lang.He's hung like� SCARY VOICE What about scary movies?