Scary Movie 2

"SCARY MOVIE 2" Screenplay by Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Alyson Fouse, Greg Grabianski Dave Polsky, Michael Anthony Snowden, & Craig Wayans FADE IN: INT. HOUSE -- LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT A party is winding down. Only a FEW GUESTS remain. They all are gathered around the piano. A YOUNG PRIEST, FATHER HARRIS, plays an old standard. Everyone sings along. A WOMAN in the group, mid-40's, conservative, really getting into the song, starts giving a soulful rendition, dropping to her knees ala James Brown. The song ends. Everyone cheers. Father Harris starts another. HARRIS Who knows this one?... (singing) "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" They all join in. A YOUNG GIRL, MEGAN, enters the room. She watches the group. The group notices Megan and slowly stops singing. CLOSE ON: Megan. Her eyes seem vacant, almost like she is sleep walking. She mutters something. MEGAN You're going to die. The group looks confused. The young girl pees on the floor. CLOSE ON: A WOMAN in the group, mid-40's. She is the girl's MOTHER. The mother apologizes to her guests. MOTHER I'm sorry. She's been really sick. CLOSE ON: Megan. THWACK!! She is smacked on the head by a rolled newspaper. REVEAL: Mom holding the newspaper. She shoves Megan's head into the pee and rubs her nose in it as she continues to whack her with the newspaper. MOTHER No! Bad girl! Bad girl! DISSOLVE TO: EXT. HELL HOUSE -- NIGHT The street is covered in thick fog. The only light is by a street lamp. A taxi pulls into the frame.