MacGruber

MacGruber by Will Forte, John Solomon & Jorma Taccone SUPER OVER BLACK: DZHUGDZHUR MOUNTAINS, EASTERN SIBERIA VOICE OVER CB (in Russian) (static) Wombat, this is Eagles Nest. We’ve lost your position. INT. MILITARY TRUCK -- CAB -- DAY CLOSE UP: A CB radio dangles uselessly from it’s base. A few words in Russian can be heard through the static. VOICE OVER CB (in Russian) (static) Repeat, we have lost your position. Do you copy, Wombat? CLOSE UP: A human hand lying limp and bleeding on the passenger seat. Blood drips from between the fingers. VOICE OVER CB (CONT’D) (in Russian) (static) Wombat... (long static) Where is the item?! CLOSE UP: A soldier’s face; clearly dead. His eyes and mouth are open, his brains splattered against the inside window of the cab. It’s a gruesome site. VOICE OVER CB (CONT’D) (in Russian) Come in Wombat! EXT. MILITARY TRUCK -- DAY The camera tracks along the front of the truck where we find the body of another dead soldier before landing on a pair of boots leaning up against the front of the truck. CLOSE UP: Hand slams a CLIP into an Iranian made MPT-9K submachine gun and cocks it. We pan up to reveal HOSS BENDER, an evil looking henchman. He raises the gun and aims it at a SOLDIER running away in the distance. He lets off a few loud cracks of gun fire. The man falls, dead. Hoss looks up to see five black SUVs approaching. HOSS Right on time. (calling out) Zeke! Hurry the fuck up! 2. EXT.