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Big SCENE 1 JOSH You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard.All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs...Melt the wizard.What do you want to melt him with?What do you think I want to melt him with...(Josh, don't forget to take out the garbage)Just a second!Throw the...(Josh, did you hear what your mother said?)One minute!(Josh Baskin!)Your hesitancy has cost you dearly.The wizard, sensing your apprehension, unleashes a fatal blow from the ice scepter.With luck, you will thaw in several million years.Great. MOM C'mon Josh, it's starting to get awfully late! JOSH Okay. Okay. Okay. SCENE 2 JOSH Take the garbage out.Every day, take the garbage out...Rick Rodin is on the mound for the Yankees!He looks into the catcher's mitt, shakes off the first signal, takes the turn, wipes the sweat off his brow, leans back and fires... BILLY Yeah!Good-bye Mr. Spaulding!...Here, here!Quick! SCENE 3 JOSH Got it.Need it.Need it.Got it. BILLY Hey.Hey.Hey!You ever go by Simpson's desk when she's grading papers or somethin'?When she's leaned over, you can see right down her shirt. JOSH No! BILLY Swear to God. JOSH Bra? BILLY No.No.She's got one of those undershirt things.So if you get real close to the board, you can see all the way down to her flowers. JOSH Woah! BILLY Yeah.Give me your gum. JOSH Need it.Got it.Got it.Need it... BILLY Hey.Hey.Hey!Oh my God, it's Cynthia!How did a geek like Freddy Benson get a sister like that? JOSH Beats me. CYNTHIA Hi Josh. BILLY Hi!...