Script Smallville 1x08 Jitters

*Smallville Season 1* 1x08 Jitters Jonathan: Son of a gun! Martha: What else? Oh, don't use the upstairs bathroom. It's backed up. I have to snake the pipes. Clark: Where's the leftover pizza? Martha: Fridge, second shelf. You can nuke the chili for dinner. Clark? Some clue you actually heard me. Clark: Upstairs bathroom off limits, after nuking the chili dinner. Martha: Glad to see your hearing hasn't changed. Jonathan: Clark! Can I get a hand out here please? Hey. Son would you, uh... Clark: Sure. Jonathan: Thanks. Truck picked one heck of a day to snap an exhaust hanger. Martha: Okay, I left the number of our hotel on the nightstand. I think that's everything. That ought to do it. I'm definitely raising your allowance. Martha: If you need anything-- Clark: Call. Mom, it's a couple of nights in Metropolis. I'll be fine. Jonathan: I'm sure he'll be fine. And soon, madam, so shall we be. Clark: Oh, I almost forgot. Sorry. Happy anniversary. Martha: Sweetheart. Bye-bye. Jonathan: Clark thanks for the card. Hey, think fast. Mother: Good night, little one. Shh. Earl: Don't worry. Daddy's gonna get better. Mother: Hello? Is someone there? It’s okay, honey. It's just thunder. Man: Will! Will: Earl? What are you doing here? Earl: I need to see Lionel Luthor. I know he's here. Will: Sorry, man. You know I can't let you in here. Earl: They did something to me at his plant in Smallville. Will: Earl, see, that's the talk that got yourself canned, all right?