Script Smallville 1x02 Metamorphosis

*Smallville Season 1* 1x02 Metamorphosis Mother: Is this what you do with your time now, Greg? Greg: Where did you get those? Mother: What do you think? In that hole you call a room. Greg: You had no right to go in there. Mother: Oh, you've got a lot of nerve talking to me about privacy. I am in the garden club with Lana's aunt. How am I going to face Nell knowing that my own son is creeping around videotaping her niece? Is that where you were tonight? Greg: No, I was out collecting. Mother: Two disgusting habits. Greg: Insects aren't disgusting, mom. Mother: Look what has become of you, Greg. This isn't you. Greg: People change. Mother: Really? Monday morning, I am phoning Claremont Military Academy. Greg: Yeah, right, Mom. Mother: No, Greg. I've had it with your behavior. This time I'm making the call. Greg: HEY, who's gonna take care of my bugs? Greg: Don't worry guys, I'm going to take you somewhere safe. Greg: No! No! Ah! Aaaah! No! Aaah, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh Mother: Greg? Greg, where have you been? Greg! Lana: It's all your fault, Clark. (He is dreaming) Martha: Clark! Clark, we're leaving for the farmer's market in 15 minutes and you haven't done your chores yet. Chloe: All hail the Homecoming king and queen. Lana: Clark, I didn't see you at the dance last night. Clark: Oh, I was...I was a little tied up. Jonathan: Hey. Congratulations. That was one heck of a game. I haven't seen an offense that good since I played. Whitney: Thank you, Mr. Kent.